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Roy: Studies find that if you write down what you're worried about it can help you calm down.

Sunny: *Writes the word "everything".*

Source: Tumblr

Sylveon: Are you gay, straight or what?

Ammy: I’m definitely what.

Source: Tumblr

Colton: I'm stressed because I drink too much, and I drink too much because I'm stressed.

Colton: It's a vicious cycle...

Colton: Pounds an entire 40 oz.

Colton: That took years to perfect!

Source: Garfield

Julius: If I wanted to be a dick I’d sit in a hammock, shave my head and spit on a lingerie catalogue.

Source: Zero Punctuation

Gail: Indigenous species in Galar can be real aggressive, so it's important to take necessary precautions when approaching them.

Gail: Blasts an air horn in a Cramorant's face

Gail: Get fucked!

Source: Vine

Roy: In the beginning, the Universe was created.

Roy: This has made many peoplemons very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Source: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Colton: I keep having nightmares that I turn up at work and then suddenly panic as I realize -

Julius: That you're a Lycanroc?

Colton: That I'm in a crowded room!

Source: xkcd

Sylveon: Who do you have to look cutely at to get a dry martini around here?!

Source: Family Guy

Julius: The 2012 apocalypse was a hoax but has anything felt real since?

Source: Twitter

Anyone Absent Controls, Really: When I think about my worries and I think about my strife,
Here is what I simply say~...

Whoever: infernal demonic screech

Source: Thomas Sanders

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(Halis got locked out of their house during their party.)

Halis: I don't even know how that happened. Well, I have no choice. I'm gonna have to tunnel back in!

They transform into their monform and digs. They emerge on the other side.

Halis: Okay, everybody, don't panic, the host has returned.

Suddenly, guests, led by a drunk AF Lucius, are hopping around the room in a conga line. They hop on Halis and send them through the hole they dug.

Halis: I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl, but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop! This is a bunch of binacles! I'm breaking in!

(Halis takes a pick-ax to cut the door but a bright light shines at them. It's Officer Jenny and Thierry.)

Thierry: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar lopunny. Why do they do it, Jenny?

Officer Jenny: I don't know. It's probably how they gets their kicks. You criminals make me sick.

(Source: Spongebob Squarepants)

(Gaia and Jackal are in the middle of a spat while they watch an episode of the Aurabolts cartoon that portray Gaia as in the right. They were previously planning something that will change the future of the Aurabolts' leadership.)

Gaia: How about we forget the plan, hmmm?

(As Jackal tries to get a word in, a nearby warehouse bursts into flames. Out of it emerges a large FutureLugia and Dr. Tonio, brandishing her robot arms and cackling like the supervillain she is.)

Gaia and Jackal in unison: <GIRLISH SCREAM!>

(Also, the Future Lugia begins to stomp around, kicking Phantom like a hackey sack in the process. He survives unharmed.)

Phantom: I'm okay! <stepped on> I'm still okay!

(Source: The Road to El Dorado)

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CW: Swearing.

Ian: ♪So, now you know it was all a big show. She played you for a fool and I fucked up the line.♫

(Source: UnderFail the Musical, Man On the Internet)

29 (edited by JG-says-things-and-stuff 2020-06-06 01:10:38)

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Izaya: Think, Orihara. Maybe something the J-Team said will give you some type of clue.

A thought bubble appears, featuring Silas.

Silas: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

That thought bubble disappears.

Izaya: No, not that!

Another thought bubble, this time with RP!Pent, appears.

RP!Pent: You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

The Pentbubble disappears.

Izaya, repeatedly: No, no, no!

Hey its Ever.

Ever: It was his hat, Dr. Tagg! He was number one!

During a raid in Macraul manor, while Des confronts Sylvestra and David, Des has intrusive thoughts.

Des, mentally: Don't be intimidated, Desmond. Try to imagine them in their underwear.

He promptly imagines the Macrauls as hot underwear models who just oiled themselves up.

Des, mentally: OH NO THEY'RE HOT.

Source: Spongebob Squarepants

The Aurabolts are engaged in a big superhero battle against an empowered Dr. Tonio and her robots. She, however, is cut off from the rest of the team by Gaia. A showdown is about to ensue.

Dr. Tonio: Enough games, darling! You think a pack of costumed clowns can...

From Gaia's perspective, however, Tonio's voice is barely audible.

Gaia: [trying to make out what the flip she's saying] Wait, WHAT?!

Dr. Tonio: ...you will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart. Slowly...

Gaia: Are you making some, like, big, villain speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me right now, there's cars and trucks-

Dr. Tonio: I will have the world in the palm of my hand...

Gaia: All I see is mouth-movin', I don't hear any-

Dr. Tonio: Only I have the power to unleash...

Gaia: Ah, whatever, screw it!

Source: Shazam!

Sphinx: Oh, you're a villain alright. Just not a super one.

Domino: What difference is there?

Sphinx does an entire opening number with pyrotechnics, projectors, smoke, and lightning, while Back in Black plays.

Sphinx: PRESENTATION!

Source: Megamind

Shutter: Tommy, there is a giant hole in the sky and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there.

An angry mob runs past the window. The Geo Soc team look outside. Tommy then looks at Shutter.

Tommy: Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky!" Say it! Say it!

The J-Team infiltrates Macraul Manor. RP!Tagg and Ever are part of the distraction team and are disguised as... guests. Flamboyantly dressed guests in noble attire. They meet Ludovic, who is greeting all the guests as they enter.

Ludovic: Uh, may I help you?

Ever, in an over-the-top accent and a pretty pageboy/crinoline dress: I think-a maybe you can. This is the Count Richard von Namespace. Formerly, Count LaBelle! Where are the trumpets? We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival. Beat me until you are happy.

Tagg bitch slaps them all stoic-like.

Ever: He's happy. And I'm not feeling too bad myself.

They try to get in. Tagg is visibly annoyed by the plan, but tries to keep a stoic, straight face.

Ludovic:  Uh, I'm afraid you're not on the list.

Ever: What? Once again.

Tagg slaps them again. Harder and of believably visible annoyance. He still retains a straight face.

Ever:  Fine! We will go! You will explain to your family why were not able to attend your little luau... your barn dance or whatever this is. But we are leaving! In a huff!

The two make a dramatic exit pose, but then Ludo fidgets.

Ludovic: No, no! Go right in!

As Multiman drops the hammer on Izaya.

Izaya: No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my LIFE! It means everything to me! You don't know what I've done to get here!! The lies I told. The lives I've ruined....This isn't helping me.

Source: Robots

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*Izaya screws everything up for the J-Team after the Macraul Raid.*
Voyd:Ah! Hi! Yes, I know, Merlin is missing, I KNOW!! I KNOW! Izaya, you're a dick, I get it! Remind me to punch you in the face ten times more than usual!

Shizuo: All in all, the lights may be blaring, but I'd like to think about the red hot burning love that I feel in my heart for you...
*Izaya falls over, gets the stuffing beaten out of him by a number of the J-Teamers, and then yeeted through an Ultra Wormhole*
Shizuo: YEAH-HAHA!! Boopa-doopa-doopa-doop! I don't love you at all!

Source: Markiplier

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After a very confusing set of circumstances, Carmilla leaves the Stormchaser slowly and dramatically, holding a person in the sheets in her arms.

Carmilla, in a mysterious and seductive voice: You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.

Ever: Oh, I can't wait!

Carmilla stares at them in surprise.

Carmilla: Not YOU!

She takes Ever back inside in a hurried and clearly annoyed place and drops them nonchalantly. Later she comes out again with a brainwashed Brie.

Carmilla, in a fast and annoyed tone: Youwillbemybridethroughouteternitywe'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.

Source: Dracula: Dead... and Loving It!

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Ian: I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!!

Ian uses his telekinesis on a nearby Pawniard, lifting it into the air.

Ian: I'VE GOT KNIVES!!!

Ian telekinetically throws the Pawniard at RP!Pent, who sidesteps out of the way.

Ian: I'm... out of knives...

Source: Undertale

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Elton: <Rain goes to plants, plants feed Pokemon, plant-eating Pokemon feed Pokemon-feeding Pokemon, and humans feed Pokemon corn and inject them with hormones until they can barely walk anymo-->

Kim: Elton?

Elton: <Yes?>

Kim: How does all of that relate to rain...?

Source: Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides, "Learning New Things About Ourselves"