Re: Incorrect WAAPT Quotes
Roy: Studies find that if you write down what you're worried about it can help you calm down.
Sunny: *Writes the word "everything".*
Sylveon: Are you gay, straight or what?
Ammy: I’m definitely what.
Colton: I'm stressed because I drink too much, and I drink too much because I'm stressed.
Colton: It's a vicious cycle...
Colton: Pounds an entire 40 oz.
Colton: That took years to perfect!
Julius: If I wanted to be a dick I’d sit in a hammock, shave my head and spit on a lingerie catalogue.
Source: Zero Punctuation
Gail: Indigenous species in Galar can be real aggressive, so it's important to take necessary precautions when approaching them.
Gail: Blasts an air horn in a Cramorant's face
Gail: Get fucked!
Roy: In the beginning, the Universe was created.
Roy: This has made many peoplemons very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Source: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Colton: I keep having nightmares that I turn up at work and then suddenly panic as I realize -
Julius: That you're a Lycanroc?
Colton: That I'm in a crowded room!
Sylveon: Who do you have to look cutely at to get a dry martini around here?!
Source: Family Guy
Julius: The 2012 apocalypse was a hoax but has anything felt real since?