Halis got locked out of their house during their party.

Halis: I don't even know how that happened. Well, I have no choice. I'm gonna have to tunnel back in!

They transform into their monform and digs. They emerge on the other side.

Halis: Okay, everybody, don't panic, the host has returned.

Suddenly, guests, led by a drunk AF Lucius, are hopping around the room in a conga line. They hop on Halis and send them through the hole they dug.

Halis: I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl, but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop! This is a bunch of binacles! I'm breaking in!

Halis takes a pick-ax to cut the door but a bright light shines at them. It's Officer Jenny and Thierry.

Thierry: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar lopunny. Why do they do it, Jenny?

Officer Jenny: I don't know. It's probably how they gets their kicks. You criminals make me sick.

(Source: Spongebob Squarepants)

(Gaia and Jackal are in the middle of a spat while they watch an episode of the Aurabolts cartoon that portray Gaia as in the right. They were previously planning something that will change the future of the Aurabolts' leadership.)

Gaia: How about we forget the plan, hmmm?

(As Jackal tries to get a word in, a nearby warehouse bursts into flames. Out of it emerges a large FutureLugia and Dr. Tonio, brandishing her robot arms and cackling like the supervillain she is.)

Gaia and Jackal in unison: <GIRLISH SCREAM!>

(Also, the Future Lugia begins to stomp around, kicking Phantom like a hackey sack in the process. He survives unharmed.)

Phantom: I'm okay! <stepped on> I'm still okay!

(Source: The Road to El Dorado)

Izaya: Think, Orihara. Maybe something the J-Team said will give you some type of clue.

A thought bubble appears, featuring Silas.

Silas: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

That thought bubble disappears.

Izaya: No, not that!

Another thought bubble, this time with RP!Pent, appears.

RP!Pent: You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

The Pentbubble disappears.

Izaya, repeatedly: No, no, no!

Hey its Ever.

Ever: It was his hat, Dr. Tagg! He was number one!

During a raid in Macraul manor, while Des confronts Sylvestra and David, Des has intrusive thoughts.

Des, mentally: Don't be intimidated, Desmond. Try to imagine them in their underwear.

He promptly imagines the Macrauls as hot underwear models who just oiled themselves up.

Des, mentally: OH NO THEY'RE HOT.

The Aurabolts are engaged in a big superhero battle against an empowered Dr. Tonio and her robots. She, however, is cut off from the rest of the team by Gaia. A showdown is about to ensue.

Dr. Tonio: Enough games, darling! You think a pack of costumed clowns can...

From Gaia's perspective, however, Tonio's voice is barely audible.

Gaia: [trying to make out what the flip she's saying] Wait, WHAT?!

Dr. Tonio: ...you will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart. Slowly...

Gaia: Are you making some, like, big, villain speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me right now, there's cars and trucks-

Dr. Tonio: I will have the world in the palm of my hand...

Gaia: All I see is mouth-movin', I don't hear any-

Dr. Tonio: Only I have the power to unleash...

Gaia: Ah, whatever, screw it!

Sphinx: Oh, you're a villain alright. Just not a super one.

Domino: What difference is there?

Sphinx does an entire opening number with pyrotechnics, projectors, smoke, and lightning, while Back in Black plays.

Sphinx: PRESENTATION!

Shutter: Tommy, there is a giant hole in the sky and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there.

An angry mob runs past the window. The Geo Soc team look outside. Tommy then looks at Shutter.

Tommy: Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky!" Say it! Say it!

The J-Team infiltrates Macraul Manor. RP!Tagg and Ever are part of the distraction team and are disguised as... guests. Flamboyantly dressed guests in noble attire. They meet Ludovic, who is greeting all the guests as they enter.

Ludovic: Uh, may I help you?

Ever, in an over-the-top accent and a pretty pageboy/crinoline dress: I think-a maybe you can. This is the Count Richard von Namespace. Formerly, Count LaBelle! Where are the trumpets? We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival. Beat me until you are happy.

Tagg bitch slaps them all stoic-like.

Ever: He's happy. And I'm not feeling too bad myself.

They try to get in. Tagg is visibly annoyed by the plan, but tries to keep a stoic, straight face.

Ludovic:  Uh, I'm afraid you're not on the list.

Ever: What? Once again.

Tagg slaps them again. Harder and of believably visible annoyance. He still retains a straight face.

Ever:  Fine! We will go! You will explain to your family why were not able to attend your little luau... your barn dance or whatever this is. But we are leaving! In a huff!

The two make a dramatic exit pose, but then Ludo fidgets.

Ludovic: No, no! Go right in!

As Multiman drops the hammer on Izaya.

Izaya: No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my LIFE! It means everything to me! You don't know what I've done to get here!! The lies I told. The lives I've ruined....This isn't helping me.

After a very confusing set of circumstances, Carmilla leaves the Stormchaser slowly and dramatically, holding a person in the sheets in her arms.

Carmilla, in a mysterious and seductive voice: You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.

Ever: Oh, I can't wait!

Carmilla stares at them in surprise.

Carmilla: Not YOU!

She takes Ever back inside in a hurried and clearly annoyed place and drops them nonchalantly. Later she comes out again with a brainwashed Brie.

Carmilla, in a fast and annoyed tone: Youwillbemybridethroughouteternitywe'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.

Elton: <Rain goes to plants, plants feed Pokemon, plant-eating Pokemon feed Pokemon-feeding Pokemon, and humans feed Pokemon corn and inject them with hormones until they can barely walk anymo-->

Kim: Elton?

Elton: <Yes?>

Kim: How does all of that relate to rain...?

Paul: <You know, Dio, I was thinking. You know, I mean, we've done a lot of touring, sold a lot of CD's, you know, and I really think that we need- it's really important that we remain humble and grounded, and not let the success go to our heads, you know what I mean?>

Dio: <Yeah... Paul, you know I've been thinking about that too, and uh...> (then, sticking his tongue out while doing "rock horns" with his claws) <SCREW THAT! WE'RE THE GREATEST BAND EVER~!>

Diantha: Wow, is this banana hat for some cool tropical dance number?
Ian: We're trying to come up with some exciting camera angles for the big chase scene, so we strapped the camera to a starving Rillaboom.
(The Rillaboom screeches angrily and starts to chase Diantha. The movie camera cuts to static.)
Ian: Heh heh... Sorry the Rillaboom cam didn't work out. We're gonna try it with Umbra this time!
(Umbra fixes his Ghost Lord helmet, with the camera attached.)
(Ian hands Diantha a sub sandwich)
Ian: Now, take this sandwich and remember... Umbra hasn't eaten lunch yet..
(Umbra imitates the Rillaboom and chases Diantha, to the same result.)

Brie: So even though the kid deserved it, I'm gonna have to beg and grovel and completely debase myself?

Ever: And Lucius will show you how it's done.

Lucius returns home to Liam's place. For some reason he's dressed in army clothes.

Liam: Lucius! Thank Arceus you’re back. There’s no shame in being a coward.

Lucius: A coward? I’m not a coward.

He holds up a vested popplio plushie.

Lucius: Would a coward have this?

RP!Umbra does an exceptionally extra heroic sacrifice for the J-Team. Everyone on the Stormchaser is just stunned.

RP!Tagg: Well, I suppose that is the end of the Ghost Lord.

Suddenly, RP!Umbra appears in a flash, manifesting alongside a polka band. He's wearing Tracht.

RP!Umbra:  Au contraire, herr doktor! HEEEE'S BAAAAACK!

The band starts playing.

RP!Umbra: I'm forgiven. Giratina has taken me back. I'm immortal again.

Pent: Swell.

RP!Umbra, to everyone: Don't Fret. My good fortune is your good fortune.

Suddenly, Kai is fawned over by scantily clad women.

Kai: I don't need your fantasy women.

RP!Umbra: Oh, you're so stolid, Kai. You weren't like that before. Very well.

Suddenly, Silent is fawned over by scantily clad women dressed as sexy nidorans

Hunter's Guild Official Diva Singer
The Hunter's Guild!
They'll lure you with dreams of power and wealth.
Beware the Hunter's Guild!
Their twisted twin obsessions are their passion for the hunt and their employees' health.
They'll welcome you into J's lair, like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of their generous pensions, plus three weeks paid vacation each year.
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and Eddisburg beer!
They love [German] beer!

Taipan's Pokemon are on patrol, watching Delta's secret identity get awarded for being "tough on crime."

Asterion: Ugh, what a pig.

Mistress: I'm right here.

Sylvestra: Ahaha! After 2000 years, I'm still free. Time to collect Earth!

Lowell: Oh, my God! Those balloons are gauche! I'm not hosting a free-for-all for a bunch of J-Teamers, who are going to eat off the floor with their hands! WHERE ARE YOUR ELEGANT BALLOONS?"

In a Galarian Chip Shop, Upton has ordered a massive amount of fried food.

Beck: So much unhealthy food is seriously dangerous for you.

Upton: Mr. Beckett, let me tell you something about how I like my food.

Upton glitches a mic from hammerspace.

Beck: Is there any way we can skip this--

Upon clearing his throat, Upton begins to sing in a beautiful man voice.

Upton:
Maybe you didn't hear me...
When I asked for all those fries!

Beck: There's a line forming behind you, mate--

Upton:
I assure you, I spoke clearly.
I said yes to super sized.
Spicy wings, and some onion rings,
With torchic nuggets on the side

Inexplicable Backup Singers
Torchic nuggets on the siiiide

Upton:
I prefer all my food FRIIIEEEEED
I prefer all my food fried.

Evelyn arrives on the scene as Ian prepares to do battle with Salem and Izaya.

Evelyn: Oh, Ian. Are you busy?
Ian: Busy? No no, my love. I'm only standing here with Salem and Izaya, the most dangerous villains in the world, and we're playing "Let's Pretend!"
Evelyn: -jumping up and down excitedly- Oh boy! I love Let's Pretend!
Izaya: Yeah! Let's Pretend!
Izaya proceeds to point at Ian.
Izaya: Let's pretend he's on fire!
Salem: Yeah! Put out the boyfriend! Put out the boyfriend!
Ian: Yeah, nice try, Die Hard the Hunter, but it won't work-
Evelyn then lifts Ian psychokinetically and slams him back and forth against the ground.
Evelyn: Put out the boyfriend! Put out the boyfriend!
Izaya: 4 out of 5 dentists say that it's time for us to get out of here!

Much later...

Ian gets a steamroller dropped on him...

Ian: -in pain- This is the SECOND most-painful moment of my life...
Evelyn: What was the FIRST most-painful?
Ian: -in pain- "Put out the boyfriend! Put out the boyfriend!"

Evelyn: A good magician never reveals how a trick is done. An evil magician never leaves any evidence that there was a trick in the first place. So which am I going to have to be today?