Space Marines, We Are The Emperor's Fury - 27/8/14
-The Auric Avenger turns to stare in horror at the broken window.-
The Auric Avenger: Seriously? You didn't think to install reinforced glass? That's like a must-have feature on a spacesHIIIIIIIIIIT!
-The explosive decompression combined with the knockback of the two attacks sends the Avenger and Kaylee hurtling through the shattered glass and into the vast expanse of space.-
The Auric Avenger: (...This is it, isn't it? I'm going to die. In about a minute or so I'm going to suffocate, or freeze, or be boiled alive, or be torn apart by atmospheric forces, or some combination of the four. And that's not even getting into what might happen if my eyeballs explode. There was so much more I could've done with my life... I can't believe that after everything I managed to live through, I ended up getting killed by a Space Ampharos. A freaking Space Ampharos. They'd better not put that on my headstone, assuming that there's even anything left to bury...)
-Due to the face that he's currently plummeting planetwards at an alarming speed, he barely notices an Alakazam blipping in between him and Kaylee, looking entirely undisturbed by the lack of atmosphere.-
Maul: ~Now that's a very defeatist attitude.~
The Auric Avenger: Wait, what the- Maul?!
Maul: ~Sssh. No talking. It's a waste of oxygen. Though the fall's more likely to kill you than suffocation is.~
The Auric Avenger: Gee, thanks. Got any more reassuring advice you'd like to pass on?
Maul: ~Actually, yes.~
-There is another blip...-
Fifty feet above the Puel Sea - 27/8/14
-...and the trio reappear here.-
The Auric Avenger: Hang on, where arRRRRRRGH!
-He goes plummeting into the water with a splash, resurfacing a moment later with a spluttering cough. Seeing as Kaylee can fly and Maul can levitate, both are spared from a similar fate.-
Maul: ~A fall from this altitude is much more survivable.~
The Auric Avenger: Yeah, but that *coughcough* doesn't change the fact that I can't swim, you-
-Whatever obscenities he was about to voice are lost as his head disappears underwater again.-
Maul: ~Whoops. Forgot.~
-Kaylee swoops down and grabs the sinking Avenger by the shoulder with her feet, dragging him to shore. He spends a long time simply lying on the beach coughing up seawater and the occasional Remoraid before attempting to haul himself back to civilisation.-
The Auric Avenger: (Well, this is just great... no doubt that Ampharos is going to want this Gaim Rahn thing back, and nobody's gonna believe me when I tell them that I have to stop a bunch of aliens from getting their hands on it...)