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SPESS - 27/8/14

-The Auric Avenger blinks once, then speaks in a dull monotone.-

The Auric Avenger: ...Ah. Right. Of course. Should've realised. Ask a stupid question and all that.

-He turns around and flails.-

The Auric Avenger: Now then, why are we in space? And more importantly, how?!

Kaylee: <Um... aren't those questions supposed to be the other way around?>

The Auric Avenger: On any other day, they would be!

Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

-Lillianna nods.-

Lillianna: Ah, of course. Murder is a time-honoured family tradition of yours, is it not?

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Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

Salvador: Fighting in self defence, I have done. Murder? No. My father made me take a vow when I was very young never to take a life, even in self defence. A vow I have respected an upheld to this day.

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

Lillianna: Even if I did not find that difficult to believe, I was referring to your immediate family, not you yourself. One can easily possess the ability to kill but lack the inclination. Though I have every reason to believe that you are not who you say you are, I am fairly certain that the only one here who intends to take a life is me.

-She sighs.-

Lillianna: ...Hence why I came to you.

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Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

Salvador exhales deeply.

Salvador: So you came to me to teach you how to murder someone in cold blood.

He walks over towards Lillianna and makes a signal of the mark toward her, before walking off.

Salvador:: Then you should find someone else. I will have no part in such loathsome operations. Though, please do remain safe.

Salvador starts walking away from Lillianna. An Absol who was silhouetted in the shadows pops out and prances around Lillianna.

Siva: <No, no, no~! You approached Salvador all wrong~ There's a snowballs chance in hell that you're going to convince him to tutor you when you word it like thaat~ He takes that "No Murder and no harm unless absolutely unavoidably necessary" stuff pretty damn seriously yannow~?>

Siva sits down.

Siva: <Try appealing to his nurturing nature~ Our missionary man here is quite the bleeding heart~>

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Dad, Are You Space? 27/8/14

Ton: -rolls her eyes-

Well, obviously we're in space, where else would you park a spaceship?

BreBre: <This isn't complicated.>

???: My spaceship[] in fact[]

-an Ampharos rises up on an elevator from belowdecks-

Sol: Auric Avenger, meet our employer.

Space Ampharos: My name is Cycle[]

Cycle: Have you retrieved the Gaim Rahm[]

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Yes. Now we can be a family again. - 27/8/14

-The Auric Avenger stares at Cycle for a moment, then shakes his head.-

The Auric Avenger: ...Nope. Not happening. This isn't real. I'm going to open my eyes in a moment and you're going to be gone and the world will go back to making some degree of sense again.

-He screws his eyes shut. After a couple of moments, he slowly opens one of them again.-

The Auric Avenger: ...You're still here. Why are you still here?

Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

-Lillianna bows her head as Salvador walks off.-

Lillianna: I had already outlined to him the necessity of my task in past encounters... it seems that his beliefs regarding the sanctity of life outweigh any desire to see my father's sins absolved. No matter. I can find assistance elsewhere, though perhaps I shall try to avoid mentioning the bit about killing in future... that seems to make people uncomfortable, for whatever reason...

-She likewise retreats.-

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Space Court. Honorable Judge Sun Presiding. - 27/8/14

Cycle: []Being here[] is something I have[] oh[] a couple thousand years[] experience in[]

Surely it would make even less sense if there was only one planet in the universe with life[] no[]

Ton: It's not like he's a giant tortilla or anything.

BreBre: <In a world with vampires, are aliens that surprising?>

Cycle: Now[] where were we[]

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Welcome to Space. - 27/8/14

-The Auric Avenger wheels around to face BreBre.-

The Auric Avenger: No. Don't even. Do not even. My brain can only handle one big revelation at a time. Aliens are bad enough. I'm not ready for vampires on top of that. That opens up the possibility of alien vampires. I'm not the crazy one here. Don't make me look like the crazy one for refusing to acknowledge the existence of alien vampires.

-He turns back to Cycle.-

The Auric Avenger: It doesn't matter. Deal's off. I'm not handing anything over to what I'm dearly hoping is a hallucination dredged up by my guilty conscience.

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Outer Space, But Not Too Outer - 27/8/14

BreBre: -gasps- <I had never considered the possibility of alien vampires, I must update my strategies!>

Space Ampharos: Your insubordination[]s unfortunate[]

But not unpredictable[] from my experiences with humans[]

-with little warning he Thunder Waves the ground under the Auric Avenger, aiming to trip him up-

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Type - 27/8/14

-As he was still half-hoping that Cycle would turn out to be an intangible figment of his imagination, the Auric Avenger is taken off-guard by the Thunder Wave and knocked onto his behind.-

The Auric Avenger: Oof! Okay, either you actually are real after all, or this is the worst kind of lucid dream. I'm sincerely hoping that the latter turns out to be true.

-He hauls himself to his feet.-

The Auric Avenger: Kaylee, Sludge Bomb!

Kaylee: <You got it!>

-She fires a ball of noxious waste at Cycle as the Auric Avenger quickly scans the ship for escape routes.-

The Auric Avenger: (How am I supposed to get out of here? I don't see any escape pods or anything! That's got to be a blatant violation of intergalactic health and safety laws... okay, now I'm definitely going mad, because I'm entertaining the possibility that intergalactic health and safety laws might actually be a real thing. I could get out through the windows, I guess... but I'm pretty sure this suit can't survive atmospheric re-entry. Ren's good, but he's not that good.)

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I Need My Space! 27/8/14

Space Ampharos: -gets hit in the face-

Pagh[] How uncivilized[] Stop him[]

Ton: Presta! Psybeam!

-she releases a Mr. Mime, who fires a rainbow beam at Kaylee; meanwhile, BreBre fires a wave of sunlight at the Avenger-

BreBre: <Low Earth Orbit... Overdrive!>

-...the stress of the attacks shattering a window behind the Auric Avenger, who may be buffeted by the resulting air current-

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Space Marines, We Are The Emperor's Fury - 27/8/14

-The Auric Avenger turns to stare in horror at the broken window.-

The Auric Avenger: Seriously? You didn't think to install reinforced glass? That's like a must-have feature on a spacesHIIIIIIIIIIT!

-The explosive decompression combined with the knockback of the two attacks sends the Avenger and Kaylee hurtling through the shattered glass and into the vast expanse of space.-

The Auric Avenger: (...This is it, isn't it? I'm going to die. In about a minute or so I'm going to suffocate, or freeze, or be boiled alive, or be torn apart by atmospheric forces, or some combination of the four. And that's not even getting into what might happen if my eyeballs explode. There was so much more I could've done with my life... I can't believe that after everything I managed to live through, I ended up getting killed by a Space Ampharos. A freaking Space Ampharos. They'd better not put that on my headstone, assuming that there's even anything left to bury...)

-Due to the face that he's currently plummeting planetwards at an alarming speed, he barely notices an Alakazam blipping in between him and Kaylee, looking entirely undisturbed by the lack of atmosphere.-

Maul: ~Now that's a very defeatist attitude.~

The Auric Avenger: Wait, what the- Maul?!

Maul: ~Sssh. No talking. It's a waste of oxygen. Though the fall's more likely to kill you than suffocation is.~

The Auric Avenger: Gee, thanks. Got any more reassuring advice you'd like to pass on?

Maul: ~Actually, yes.~

-There is another blip...-

Fifty feet above the Puel Sea - 27/8/14

-...and the trio reappear here.-

The Auric Avenger: Hang on, where arRRRRRRGH!

-He goes plummeting into the water with a splash, resurfacing a moment later with a spluttering cough. Seeing as Kaylee can fly and Maul can levitate, both are spared from a similar fate.-

Maul: ~A fall from this altitude is much more survivable.~

The Auric Avenger: Yeah, but that *coughcough* doesn't change the fact that I can't swim, you-

-Whatever obscenities he was about to voice are lost as his head disappears underwater again.-

Maul: ~Whoops. Forgot.~

-Kaylee swoops down and grabs the sinking Avenger by the shoulder with her feet, dragging him to shore. He spends a long time simply lying on the beach coughing up seawater and the occasional Remoraid before attempting to haul himself back to civilisation.-

The Auric Avenger: (Well, this is just great... no doubt that Ampharos is going to want this Gaim Rahn thing back, and nobody's gonna believe me when I tell them that I have to stop a bunch of aliens from getting their hands on it...)

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Still Space - 27/8/14

Presta: -is miming a barrier to hold in the air-

Cycle: -spitting out poison-

I believe I neglected to train you in best practices for battling aboard spaceships[]

We must remedy that[]

Ton: Teleport us down there! We need to finish the battle, he still has the Rahm!

Sol: The Alakazam will likely teleport him out of our range if we attempt. We know who possesses the Rahm, and its retrieval is not the blocking task right now.

Cycle: Indeed[] The Randomizer is not yet complete[] and we will have plenty more opportunities[]

Ton: You always take things so slow!

If anybody needs me, I'll be stealing a train. In motion.

I need a thrill.

Not Space - 27/8/14

-Ton is sitting on top of a train, realizing she is not quite at the level of Carmen Sandevoir.-

Ton: Maybe I should've tried that skydive-from-space thing instead.

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Pueltown Outskirts - 27/8/14

The Absol hmphs as he walks over to his trainer.

Siva: <Sal. You should reconsider her offer~>

Salvador: No. It is quite evident that she only sees me as my father during his youth. And I have no interest in breaking my vows to help that stubborn woman kill someone when she won't even trust what I'm saying or acknowledge me otherwise!

Siva: <Weeeell~ Technically your pop never said anything about training anyone who may be liable for murder~ Take that loophole and abuse it!>

Salvador: ...

Siva: <Okaaay. Bad example. But think of it this way - look at all the people you'll be saving if you help her and she succeeds~>

Salvador: What?

Siva: <It's quite evident that her pops becomes as mad as yours was around this times if she is to be believed. If you extend an olive branch and a training rifle at her, hey! That'll be more happy chappies in the future.>

Salvador: She can do that without having to kill someone as I plan too.

Siva: <See, ands that's why she needs you!>

Salvador: Pardon?

Siva: <If you two get all buddy-buddy with each other, you might be able to whip open a Trouillefou brand can of charisma and convince her that's the case~ You'll be happy, she'll be happy~ Everyone wins~>

Salvador sighs and removes his mask to look up to the moonlight.

Salvador: ...You drive a hard bargain Siva.

Siva: <Good! We finish this off first thing tomorrow morning!>

Siva flops asleep as Salvador sighs. Lying down on the rooftop and falling to sleep not long after.

The Next Day (28th August)

In a bit of role reversal, a now masked Salvador is scouting the place for Lillianna.

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Rasp Cavern - 28/8/14

-Having dried off and managed to convince himself that yesterday's events were the product of a particularly vivid daydream, the Auric Avenger is now sat in his cave, the Aura Jammer Canceller and the Gaim Rahn laid out in front of him.-

The Auric Avenger: (Lucky these things are waterproof, or else that whole heist would've been for nothing... I still need to figure out what I'm going to do with this weird artefact now that I've got aliens chasing after me. That can wait, though. Right now I need to get ready to take Titan and his goons down for good.)

-He looks up at the empty cave around him and sighs.-

The Auric Avenger: (...Assuming that anybody else is still willing to help out, that is.)

Pueltown Outskirts - 28/8/14

-Lillianna is sat in the shade, polishing Tsumugari with the edge of her shirt, when she notices Salvador walking past.-

Lillianna: Salvador!

-She runs over to him and lowers her head in what is presumably supposed to be a respectful bow.-

Lillianna: I... I would like to apologise for my behaviour during our last conversation. I judged you unfairly based on my assumptions about your heritage, even when it was be highly hypocritical of me to do so. As such, I will continue my search for tutelage elsewhere rather than imploring you to provide it.

-It's quite obvious from her tone that she's rather new to the concept of an apology.-

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Pueltown Outskirts - 28/8/14

Salvador holds up his hand, before making the same Y shaped sign at Lillianna as he did last night.

Salvador: χαρίζομαι. Funny you bring up the concept of tutelage, because I have decided to take you up as a pupil after mulling it over.

Salvador points his stave at Siva

Salvador: Thank this little fellow over here.

Siva waves a paw at Lillianna.

Salvador: So. When should we start?

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Pueltown Outskirts - 28/8/14

-Lillianna blinks, having clearly not anticipated this turn of events.-

Lillianna: Um...

-She makes an effort to compose herself.-

Lillianna: ...Thank you both for your generosity. We can begin whenever is convenient, I suppose. As a student, it is my duty to listen and obey, not to dictate parameters to the one teaching me.

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Pueltown Outskirts - 28/8/14

Salvador: -Noticing Lillianna's suprise- From experience, I've found that never being able to forgive and holding grudges is a slippery slope that leads to much personal turmoil. But we are not here to speak of such matters.

Salvador points his stave towards the forest.

Salvador: There is a little pool that I often meditate by, we'll train there. Come, we have to make most of the little time we have

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Peril Cliffs - Some time in the distant past

-Long before Titan ever entertained the possibility of defecting to the winning side, he came here for one of his many meditation sessions, and is currently perched on the edge of the cliffs with Epsilon standing watch by his side.-

Pueltown Outskirts - 28/8/14

-Lillianna nods and follows Salvador into the forest.-

Rasp Cavern - 29/8/14

-The Auric Avenger is currently sending a group message on his Pokegear.-

To: Shingeko, Gekkobi, Shieldmaiden, Helmaroc, the Blue Emperor

Good news, everybody - we're almost ready to take the fight to Neo-Galactic and take Titan out of the picture for good. If everything goes to plan, then we should be able to hit Neo-Galactic's last base in Almia tomorrow. There's no way I can do this all on my own, so the more of you can help out, the better. Get back to the cave sometime today if you can, and I'll go over the plan. I can have my Alakazam arrange transport if need be.

Titan's been allowed to walk free for too long. Soon we'll show him the true price of his crimes. By kicking his ass good and proper, of course.

From: The Auric Avenger

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Peril Cliffs - A Long Long Time Ago in a Region Far Far Away

-Titan's meditation would more than likely be interrupted by a very familiar presence-

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Peril Cliffs - In a time before time

-Titan does indeed sense the familiar presence nearby, as does Epsilon. He doesn't turn around to address it face-to-face immediately, however.-

Titan: ...Mr Iridis. It has been a long time since we last spoke, has it not?

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Cocona Village 29/8/14...Wow that's a weird way to do dates...I prefer 8/29/14.

-Sometime after his chat with Duke, a Reply is sent.-

To AA

From BE

So, we're finally taking the fight to them huh? Bout time. I'll be there as soon as I can.

-And as promised...-

Rasp Cavern

-Blip!-

-An Empoleon themed Hero is here with his Gardevoir.-

I am the Blue Star of the night! I fight for JUSTICE!

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Rasp Cavern - 29/8/14 (Tough. We do things the right and upstanding British way round these here parts, boy.)

-The Auric Avenger looks up from the central computer at the Blue Emperor as he teleports in.-

The Auric Avenger: Congratulations, you're the first to show up. I'd tell you to help yourself to light refreshments but we don't have any of those.

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Peril Cliffs - Wouldn't a Time Before Time still be Time and Therefore Not Be Before Time?

-The footsteps behind Titan stop-

Jacob: .... Indeed it has, Titan. Quite a while.

-He looks side to side and taps the ground with a cane he borrowed-

Jacob: Meditating? How quaint.

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Rasp Cavern (Fine, I just won't put dates then.)

-The Emperor shrugs.-

Blue Emperor:And here I thought you had a mini fridge or something...I can wait then.

-He takes a seat somewhere to await the other heroes.-

I am the Blue Star of the night! I fight for JUSTICE!