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The Aurabolts interrupt a transmission during an important Hunter's Guild meeting. They have a surprise. In the transmission, Taipan, Phantom, and Stranger stand near what appears to be a container van.

Taipan: J, Sphinx, Delta. All your weapons of theft are about to be blown sky high.

Phantom enters the van, removes a few brakes, and turns... something... on, before stepping out.

Stranger: Happy landings!

The three exeunt. Meanwhile, the truck starts to drive down... toward their hideout. J and Sphinx's hologram look especially concerned, while Delta is already making new plans.

Domino: Quick! Change the channel!

Beat. Salem and Kitbash facepalmed.

Delta: Evacuate at once!

It is the final heist against the Hunter's Guild. Jackal and Delta prepare for their ultimate duel, but Gaia is having second thoughts.

Jackal, showing off his arms of steel, figuratively and literally, and also in an emotionless Kalosian accent: Are you tough enough to fight with me?

Delta: Anyone who opposes the Guild will be destroyed.

Gaia: Jackal, you can't!

Jackal, still in an awkward Kalosian accent: Oh, yes I can. Just take the rescued assets out. If I'm not topside within 15 minutes, evacuate without me. That's an order.

Gaia and the 'Bolts comply.

Delta: Hunters, out. Throw the Aurabolts into the sea. Leave us!

They prepare for the ultimate battle.

Delta: You have made me a very happy man.

Jackal: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

[Guile's Theme] intensifies

In an alternate universe where Dr. Braun gets what he wanted, he faces down the Aurabolts as the Adonis. Epicness will no doubt follow.

Dr. Braun: You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld GIRATINA as THEY fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!

Source: Street Fighter: The Movie

Tommy: Ah... Water is refreshing! I usually like to ensure that the pH of the water is strictly seven—sometimes eight if I'm feeling a little more alkaline. But anything six and below is a no-go. I usually check the acidity with an electronic pH meter just to be sure.

Source: ProZD on Twitter

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Ian confronts Nightingale after being falsely accused of being involved in the Hunter's Guild Burj Khalifa Heist. Needless to say, he is not happy...
Nightingale: Y-You're supposed to be in jail!
Ian: Yeah, and YOU'RE supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six piece Torchic McNobody!

Source: Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

53 Reply by JG-says-things-and-stuff (edited by JG-says-things-and-stuff 2021-01-03 15:22:49)

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Aphrodite: Hey, it's nice to meet you.
Izaya: This world is imperfect...
Aphrodite: What?
Izaya: If only I could wipe away the impurities...
Aphrodite, in disbelief: Ivo, are you listening to this?
Izaya: ... and make it as beautiful as my parka!

Three years later...

Multiman, gasping: Izaya, you were behind all this?!
Izaya: Yes, it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!

Aphrodite glowers angrily as Izaya gloats.

Source: ProZD, when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you

Sylvestra Macraul, to the J-Team:  How dare you talk about me like I'm some kind of witch! I dress this way to make a fashion statement!

Source: Digimon Adventure 02 (ha ha ha ha)

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Arceus: So, how are things in the Distortion World, Giratina?
Giratina: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?

Source: Hercules

Jackal: WHY is my precious Oblivion Wing drifting off into deep space?! WHY AM I REACHING YOU AT THE COORDINATES OF THE ABANDONED SPACE STATION?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Fox: -to Taipan- You take the first two questions, I'll answer the last three.

Source: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Spaceman Sonic

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Gaspard's Subconscious: It was really pleasant visiting grandma's

Also Gaspard's Subconscious: Someday, I'll be a full-time collector.

Also Gaspard's Subconscious: I think my left foot is bigger than my right foot.

ALSO Gaspard's Subconscious: YOU MUST DO EVIL THINGS.

Source: The Standard Deviants: Psychology

Lucius: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest heroes this realm has ever known?

Alice: I did.

Lucius: [skips a beat, then recovers] True, but I supported you.

Source: Thor 1

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-Ian and Pentigan are sitting next to each other in class, taking a test.-
Ian: Psst... Hey, Pent... What's the answer for number 2?
-Pentigan's Gasterblaster discharges a surge of Obscuric energy-
Pent's Gasterblaster: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
-Beat-
Ian: Okay...
-Ian writes the "answer" down on his test.-
Ian: "Blaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggh..."

-At J-Con, during the battle against Kolemm-
Pentigan: -points his umbrella at Kolemm- SHOOPUS MAH WHOOPUS!
-Pentigan fires an Auric Mega-Lazer at Kolemm-
Pent's Umbrella: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

Source: The Lazer Collection 2

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Colton brain: im angry

Helmsman brain: hit something

DC brain: scream

Julius brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

9-Volt brain: feel good

( meanwhile on Kim's team... )

Kim brain: im angry

Dave brain: hit something

Peechee brain: creech

Joel brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

Dalt/Elton brain: feel good

( meanwhile on Ian's team... )

Ian brain: im angry

Hanuman brain: hit something

Miyako brain: scream

Totoro brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

Floof brain: feel good

Source: "Primate Personalities", Luke Correia, Tumblr

(9-Volt is happily typing on a computer)

volcanicAlkaline: I am 15 years old, blond, and interested in the web~!

(9-Volt giggles happily. An arrow appears pointing at 9-Volt with the text "Dangers of social websites" underneath)

Strange Disembodied Voice Who Does Not Know/Care That 9-Volt is Sweet and Precious and Technically Not Lying: Dangers of social websites.

Source: "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Spider", Luke Correia

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Shutter: From Space With Love 2: Eccentric Boogaloo? Yeah, I saw it last week with...

Shutter walks away and returns with a ladder and megaphone. He climbs up the ladder and begins shouting through a megaphone.

Shutter: ...MY GIRLFRIEND.

Tommy: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.

Shutter: What phase? So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?

Source: xkcd, 684 "We Get It."

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Colton: Who ate my fries? Ever?
Ever: I don't like fries.
Colton: Umbra?
Umbra: I don't like food...
Colton: Ian?
Ian: It was Evelyn...
Evelyn appears beside Colton, munching on a bag of fries
Evelyn: Yeah, it was.
angry Colton noises intensifies

Source: Thomas Sanders (hanging out with The Crystal Gems)

The J-Team (sans Pentigan and Tagg) get finished beating up on Izaya at the Final Shell.
Pentigan: J-Team... That wasn't very paragon...
Ian: Renegade for life...
J-Team Anime Intro: ♪To-ku-sen-tai!♫
Ian: You think that's bad? Seriously, if you hit 'im hard enough, you could play a song...
Ian then proceeds to jump up and down on Izaya's throat, making him grunt the [Tetris] Type A theme in pain...

Source: DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 21

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RP!Umbra: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Duolis: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

RP!Umbra: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Armies of Spectra: He is! He is the Messiah!

RP!Umbra: Now, F**K OFF!

Beat.

Army of Spectra Memeber: How shall we f**k off, O Ghost Lord?

RP!Umbra: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.

Source: Monty Python's Life of Brian

Brie: I am at a loss for words!

Later

Ever, to Pef: Despite being lost for words, Brie yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

Source: Arrested Development

Ever: I wasn’t hurt that bad! Dr. Tagg said all the bleeding was internal! Which is where it’s supposed to be.

Lucius and Ever have their weekly lover's quarrel.

Lucius: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three

Neither Lucius nor Ever say anything.

Lucius: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us

Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Ever: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Pef: On this moment or just my life in general?

Source: Chuck

Dave: You read my diary?!

Rotom!Jonathan: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Source: Bridesmaids

Alice: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Silas: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Roxy: Delta tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Source: Tumblr

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Ian: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Evelyn: You're like 15 years old
Ian: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Ian: Evelyn... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Evelyn: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Ian:
Ian: I wrote sanitize, Evelyn.

Ian, tending to Evelyn's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Evelyn: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

*The squad is having dinner together*
Ian: Evelyn, can you pass the salt?
Evelyn: *Throws Hoops across the table*

Ian: Wake me up…
Evelyn: Before you go go!
Hoops: When September ends…
Kim: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Ian: Nothing in life is free.
Evelyn: Love is free!
Hoops: Adventure is free.
Kim: Knowledge is free.
Emilie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.


Source: ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Kim: Captain. We have reached the island.
Ian: Why do you insist on fabricating these fibs? I do not see not an inch of land within our vicinity!
Kim: I saw it, with my own lack of two eyeballs! Take a gander through the spyglass!
Kim hands Ian the telescope and he looks through it, spotting a cardboard box
Ian: That is a cardboard box. You are an absolute dipstick in every sense of the word, and I cannot fathom how you make a mistake like this.
Beat
Kim: I was looking through the wrong end of the telescope.
Ian: *Punts Kim into the Sun.*

Source: an odd voyage

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Elton: <I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.>
Kaylan: ( touched ) <We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?>
Elton: <Yes!>
Freddie: <I-I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...>

Freddie: <Bye Geddy! Bye Elton! Bye Joel! Bye Jagger! Bye Geddy!>
Elton: <You said "Bye Geddy" twice.>
Freddie: <I like Geddy...>

MC-DC: --I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!--
Hetfield: (completely deadpan) <WELL THAT'S EN-COUR-A-GING.>

Source for all three: ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

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Silas installs a giant projector that lets him convey messages through a giant hologram of his head.

Silas: I only use it for really important stuff.

Shaun: Last time you used it to tell me Wendy's had introduced a spicy version of the Baconator.

Silas, deadpan as ever: Exactly.

Source: How I Met Your Mother

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Ian: 'Sup, Salem. Trick or Yeet?
Salem: Yeet?
Ian: Yeet it is.
Ian telekinetically throws Salem out the window.
Salem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Source: Revtrosity