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The Aurabolts interrupt a transmission during an important Hunter's Guild meeting. They have a surprise. In the transmission, Taipan, Phantom, and Stranger stand near what appears to be a container van.

Taipan: J, Sphinx, Delta. All your weapons of theft are about to be blown sky high.

Phantom enters the van, removes a few brakes, and turns... something... on, before stepping out.

Stranger: Happy landings!

The three exeunt. Meanwhile, the truck starts to drive down... toward their hideout. J and Sphinx's hologram look especially concerned, while Delta is already making new plans.

Domino: Quick! Change the channel!

Beat. Salem and Kitbash facepalmed.

Delta: Evacuate at once!

It is the final heist against the Hunter's Guild. Jackal and Delta prepare for their ultimate duel, but Gaia is having second thoughts.

Jackal, showing off his arms of steel, figuratively and literally, and also in an emotionless Kalosian accent: Are you tough enough to fight with me?

Delta: Anyone who opposes the Guild will be destroyed.

Gaia: Jackal, you can't!

Jackal, still in an awkward Kalosian accent: Oh, yes I can. Just take the rescued assets out. If I'm not topside within 15 minutes, evacuate without me. That's an order.

Gaia and the 'Bolts comply.

Delta: Hunters, out. Throw the Aurabolts into the sea. Leave us!

They prepare for the ultimate battle.

Delta: You have made me a very happy man.

Jackal: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

[Guile's Theme] intensifies

In an alternate universe where Dr. Braun gets what he wanted, he faces down the Aurabolts as the Adonis. Epicness will no doubt follow.

Dr. Braun: You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld GIRATINA as THEY fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!

Source: Street Fighter: The Movie

Tommy: Ah... Water is refreshing! I usually like to ensure that the pH of the water is strictly seven—sometimes eight if I'm feeling a little more alkaline. But anything six and below is a no-go. I usually check the acidity with an electronic pH meter just to be sure.

Source: ProZD on Twitter

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Ian confronts Nightingale after being falsely accused of being involved in the Hunter's Guild Burj Khalifa Heist. Needless to say, he is not happy...
Nightingale: Y-You're supposed to be in jail!
Ian: Yeah, and YOU'RE supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six piece Torchic McNobody!

Source: Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

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Aphrodite: Hey, it's nice to meet you.
Izaya: This world is imperfect...
Aphrodite: What?
Izaya: If only I could wipe away the impurities...
Aphrodite, in disbelief: Ivo, are you listening to this?
Izaya: ... and make it as beautiful as my parka!

Three years later...

Multiman, gasping: Izaya, you were behind all this?!
Izaya: Yes, it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!

Aphrodite glowers angrily as Izaya gloats.

Source: ProZD, when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you

Sylvestra Macraul, to the J-Team:  How dare you talk about me like I'm some kind of witch! I dress this way to make a fashion statement!

Source: Digimon Adventure 02 (ha ha ha ha)

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Arceus: So, how are things in the Distortion World, Giratina?
Giratina: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?

Source: Hercules

Jackal: WHY is my precious Oblivion Wing drifting off into deep space?! WHY AM I REACHING YOU AT THE COORDINATES OF THE ABANDONED SPACE STATION?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Fox: -to Taipan- You take the first two questions, I'll answer the last three.

Source: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Spaceman Sonic

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Gaspard's Subconscious: It was really pleasant visiting grandma's

Also Gaspard's Subconscious: Someday, I'll be a full-time collector.

Also Gaspard's Subconscious: I think my left foot is bigger than my right foot.

ALSO Gaspard's Subconscious: YOU MUST DO EVIL THINGS.

Source: The Standard Deviants: Psychology