OK, this is for exploring a hidden side of one of my characters that admittedly could use a little spicing up. Specifically, the fact that Lina's Mandibuzz Yomi is a Yaoi Fangirl, which was mentioned like... once to develop her and Susano's friendship. So, I'm going to have her write out fics a la her shipping fic idol Sunny. Unlike Sunny, however, these fics will be actual oneshots featuring Crack Parings and such galore. So, if homosexuality squicks you out too much, (or if you just don't like romance) GET THE MUK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

Anyway, I'm hoping for either disturbingly good or So Bad It's Good with these, but I'm trying not to invoke them intentionally. I am trying to play for laughs, mostly. 

So, let us begin~

Water Reeds
By VultureGurl71
Pokemon Conquest; Romance
Two warlords of opposite elements discover they have more in common than it seems. Motochika/Motonari

A green-haired man in formal but feudal clothing sat alone in a study, reading a book. He smiled to himself as he flipped through the pages.

"Yes, there's a war going on, but I just HAVE to take time to relax..."

Suddenly, his door opened. He turned to see a much more loosely dressed man, to the point of having his chest partially exposed, standing there.

"Oh! Greetings, Motochika!"

"Same to you, Motonari," the other man replied, brushing some of his white hair out of his eyes.

Motonari rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. "It's funny... a few months ago we would have been facing each other in combat..."

Motochika shrugged, closing the door afterwards. "The tides of fate are always changing... and it's amazing what being united under one goal can do."

"I just worry about this Nobunaga warlord... Why would he want to destroy Ransei?"

Motochika frowned. "Does a tidal wave have reason to obliterate all in its path? Some things just exist for destruction."

The other warlord grinned. "You and your water metaphors."

Another shrug. "It's what I do."

He moved closer to Motonari.

"But this whole Nobunaga deal... It's making me reconsider what's important. What really matters in the grand scheme of things..."

Motonari, upon hearing this, grows slightly, uncharacteristically, nervous. "What do you mean?"

Motochika simply gave him a smirk. "I think you know what I mean."

The other warlord grew even more nervous at his friend's statement. "Um... I'm not so sure... I mean, we both know our feelings, but we don't really know how to MMMMMPH!"

His words were cut off by a sudden kiss from his fellow warlord, right on the lips. After a split second of surprise, Motonari kissed back for a few long seconds, then tore himself away.

"N-no... We can't... They'd e-execute us on the spot..."

"They don't have to know about us."

Motonari hesitated, then nodded. "Y-you're right. We can keep this between us..."

They resumed the kiss, in the process slowly...

"YOMI! We have to get going!"

The Mandibuzz squawked, then responded in annoyance.

"Fine, Axel! Just a second!"

She quickly used her talons to move the mouse on the computer, saving her work so far as a draft on a flash drive.

"I just hope MidnightSun approves..."