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Some Point in Early Kalos, Dashedreams Flat

-Charizard!Basket is pacing-

Charizard!Basket: <One way or another... I will make it back home...>

-she nibbles a cookie as she angrily looks at her rejected job application-

Charizard!Basket: <The straight coercion failed... the "male aspect" plan failed...>

<sigh... maybe I need to take a break from that scheming for now.>

-she nibbles another cookie while poking at some Cookie Clicker updates-

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Some Point in Early Kalos, Dashedreams Flat

Noir is sitting on the couch, stuffing her face and playing some sort of online military FPS and yelling into the mic.

Noir: -Sniping someone for the third time in a row- Aw yeah, get reck't scrub!

Quick360Blazescope420  omg is that a girl on teh internet?
faget69: bitch, get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich▾


Noir: Okay then~

Noir gets up, walks into the kitchen and starts uttering and casts an incantation of some sort before walking back into the room, picking up the controller once more.

faget69 has been kicked for being idle.▾


Noir: I don't understand why they keep asking me to do that~

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: <So... you know anything more about this Coyote?>

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Noir: Coyote? Yeah I know of him. Good for nothin' kid he is, always upstaging me at every point...

Noir uses her tongue to latch on to a nearby cookie.

Noir: -Chewing- He should learn to respect his elders

After swallowing the cookie, Noir disconnects from the game and shuts off the console. She notices her reflection in the mirror down the hall and double takes.

Noir:  Jeez... I need to lose some weight here. Maybe I should lay off the cookies

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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-Charizard!Basket is probably a bit tubby herself; an eldrich cookie empire will do that to you-

Charizard!Basket: <Wasn't Mirthras trying some sort of ritual to summon you to the Dashedreams Marathon?>

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Noir: Keyword, my friend, was "trying". He ended up summoning me to the local males public restroom. A sight I never want to see again or I will go around dropping moons and planning murder sprees

There is a pause. If we were on TV Tropes, this would have been potholed to the Beat article.

Noir: What did he want anyway?

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: <I dunno, probably wanted you to Blue Shell his opponents or something like that.>

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Noir: Hmph. Well, I may as well go off to see what the old duffer wants. Probably another Krameresque half baked scheme to get back into someone's mindscape. Uno momento~

Noir does her signature travel shtick of melting into the shadows and darting off.

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Dashedreams Marathon

Mirthras: AHA! NOIR! IT IS I, MIRTHRAS!

AND I'VE SUMMONED YOU AS PART OF A KRAMERSQUE HALF-BAKED SCHEME TO GET BACK INTO SOMEONE'S MINDSCAPE!

Jimmy Neutron Aspect: What?! Hey, this was MY plan!

Mirthras: IMPUDENCE! MIRTHRAS SHALL BANISH YOU TO THE DARK REACHES OF THAT STREET CORNER OVER THERE!

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Dashedreams Marathon

Noir:  Oh joy. Now I have to deal with another half-backed scheme that is most likely gonna fail miserably

Noir picks her fingernails and sighs.

Noir:  Whaddya want Mirthras?

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Mirthras: MIRTHRAS TIRES OF HIS EXILE, AND SEEKS A MINDSCAPE TO CONQUER! MIRTHRAS HAS ASSEMBLED AN ARMY OF ASPECTS TO THAT PURPOSE!

-indeed, the streets seem to be dominated by a large crowd of disgrunted Mindscape Aspects-

Rejected!Pidgey!Conscience!Aspect: Guys! This is not the way to redress your grievances!

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Noir And what am I to do about it? I'm not exactly mindscape lucky myself you know, you weedy old lady

...

...But I'm guessing this plan of yours needs A) Portals to the outside world provided by Bonfire and B) Obscura Majicks provided by moi~

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Mirthras: MIRTHRAS IS NOT AN OLD LADY!

ANYWAYS! THAT PLAN IS EXCELLENT AND COMPLETELY MIRTHRAS'S IDEA!

Jimmy Neutron Aspect: Was not!

Mirthras: MIRTHRAS BANISHES THEE TO THE NEXT STREET CORNER!

-he runs across the street, calling meteors down on a bus that nearly hits him-

Forte's Eevee-Kicking Aspect: Umm... right... so if i remember right Ms. Noir, your host once created a living being out of Obscura for Piano? If you can do something like that, making a blank slate, that would give us a mindscape we can all move into, setting up a new mind! One where aspects can be free! Free to kick those special-snowflake Eeveelutions whenever they look at you funny!

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Noir thinks about the idea.

The terrible idea.

Noir thinks hard about the terrible, wonderful idea.

Noir: Fine. I'll help you with your little endeavor. I'll just go talk to Bonfire about the arrangements, toodles~

And like that, Noir zips back to her apartment.

Noir and C!Basket's Apartment

Noir: Oh Bonfire! You're gonna love this one! I'm thinking this could be the most fun we've had in months! The half baked scheme Mirthras came up with is both wonderful and terrible at the same time!

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Apartment

Charizard!Basket: Mirthras coming up with something... wonderful?

Terrible and terrific are different conjugations of the same word, right?

Fine, what do I need to do?

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Noir: All you need to do for me is set me up a portal straight to Kanto, babe~ Then...

Noir gives out a menacing chuckle

Noir: THEN the fun will truely begin~

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: Hmm...

On ONE condition!

-she smirks-

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Noir And that would be...?

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: YOU are the not-Fire-type. YOU can wash your dishes.

Provided you take care of that...

-she points to the kitchen, or at least the part visible amid dirty plates-

...I'll take care of spinning up a new portal.

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Noir: Eeeeeuurrrrrrgggggaaaaaaaahhh

Fine. I'll do your dirtywork. Just make sure that you set up that portal to... hmm~ How about that Forest of Death not far outside the Pallete/Viridian area in Kanto. Whatever that place is called.

Noir sits down on a chair while her 8 main tendrils get to work on washing all the dishes.

Noir: Ergh. I can feel the grime from here

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: Why am I always being asked to open portals to forests? Sheesh.

-she opens a second portal from the bathroom to Mt. Chimney's crater while fulfilling Noir's request.-

There.

Out the Window

Narrator!Aspect: Noir heard a voice out the window. It sounded like the crowd of aspects that has previously requested her to create a new mindscape for them to occupy.

She dropped whatever she was doing, and skipped down the stairs, eager to help her fellow aspect.

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Noir: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOO!

Instead, Noir gets out of her chair and opens the window, her tendrils still cleaning up the dishes

Noir: (to the crowd) PISS OFF. COUNTRY'S FULL!

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Narrator!Aspect: Noir knew that was not the way to have devious fun, but she had to assert her independence from the narrator. Instead of performing the Obscura magicks that were sure to spread chaos through the real world, she dived into the crowd and started a Conga Line.

Mirthras: AH GET ON WITH IT! ...SAID THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MIRTHRAS!

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Noir: Bah! Quit yer bellyachin'. I'm devoting precious time and energy to serve you lot! I'm even washing dishes for Bonfire while she gets out the portals! Which, may I remind you, I need to fill out your request!

Noir's tendrils finish cleaning the last dish.

"Oh Bassy, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?"

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Charizard!Basket: OK, portal's up shadow-man.

I am not saying thanks for the dishes, because we're EVIL!

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