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Nothing to see here

[Spectrum was here!]

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Ammy's Group: -jumps to safety with Lake and Stratus. -

Gravemind: How many more of these inane obstacle courses do we have to do again?

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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-We too also hastily vacate the tractor beam over the ledge as we draw near-

<*pant pant* "Oh, so he does have lethal traps...">

<Lardna: "(Not that they're any harder to get around...)">

<Riana: "I see a room over there!">

-And points out a room with portalable panels on a wall and the floor... An excursion funnel on the ceiling and a patch along the wall missing leading out over a massive drop opposite of portalable surfaces-

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Spectrum: (To Gravemind) <Hopefully not too many, it's getting boring.>

[Spectrum was here!]

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Styx: On it!

-fires portals at the wall and ceiling, then uses them to jump into the excursion funnel-

Come on, guys!

- The rest of Ammy's group follows.-

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Spectrum and Igneous follow Ammy's group

[Spectrum was here!]

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-My group follows everyone else-

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Stratus: <Here we go again!>

Lake and Stratus hop in, the beam slowly carrying them outside.

Cornn: "WELL...GOOD. GOOD. FINALLY, A NEMISES WORTHY OF MY VAST INTELLECT."

Lake: <Are you kidding me?>

On an adjacent rail, a mechanical arm carrying a metal plate covered with ominous metal spikes slides into position just ahead.

Cornn: "HOLMES VERSES MORIARTY. ARISTOTLE VERSES MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

CRUNCH!!!

The plate springs forward, pulverizing a section of the wall just ahead.

Lake: <WHOA!>

Stratus: <URK!>

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While most of the other Pokémon are avoiding bullets and shrapnel outside, Maekrite and Silentran♂ have half-burrowed their way to a cover that protects a tunnel. After some failed attempts to break the cover with the least noise possible, Maekrite finally resorts to a couple of beam attacks to break it. Silentran♂'s ears instantly pick something up.

Silentran♂ -points north: <They're talking about the noise, they're gonna catch us! And that's the part where they kill us!>

Maekrite: <Not if we do something about that...>

Maekrite roughly picks the Nidoran up and before he has time to flail the Nidorino tosses him inside the tunnel. Silentran♂ lands ungracefully on the metallic surface and rolls on the ground, growling.

Maekrite: <Now my turn... but before...>

The Nidorino turns around and fires a Thundeerbolt to the closest wood-or-otherwise-flammable material he can find, in the hopes an eventual fire works as a distraction. Then he jumps inside what Silentran♂ reveals to be the collector of a submarine databus leading to *static*. Without much time, the Nidos randomly pick a direction and run towards what the Law of Conservation of Detail has determined is the location of the PEFE infrastructure.

http://pastebin.com/uj5PNvzY

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Igneous: <Oh, come on. Can't we just get to the part where we kill you? All these mashy-spike-plates are getting redundant. We haven't been killed by them yet, what makes you think they're going to now?>

[Spectrum was here!]

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Lame traps are lame, Cornn.

Muddy: Seriously.

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Styx: Oh Muk!

Gravemind: -notices a flipping panel-  Hold on...

- Fires a portal onto the panel, then floats in-

You might want to follow our lead, everyone.

Human!Ammy: Come on!

-the rest of her group follows-

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Maekrite rushes downhill towards the PEFE-B infrastructure at top speed, the smaller Silentran♂ riding on his head.

Silentran♂ -pats: <Told you that exercise wheel was going to do you good!>

Maekrite blushes heavily as he remembers that wheel, fortunately for him Silentran♂ can not see it.

After ${number} minutes, the two reach what appears to be the exit of the tunnel, and from that decide to try and access the catwalks undetected, as they are the safest path towards any means of stopping PEFeDOS.

http://pastebin.com/H1qNmgaU

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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-We all fall into the new beam-

Cornn: "STAY STILL, PLEASE."

CRUNCH!!!

-Lowering itself, the plate slams forward, smashing against a patch of wall they had been floating in front of the group moments prior-

<Stratus: "That's it! I'm tucking my tail in!">

-The panel follows us, slamming against the wall again, just barely missing mons in the group-

Cornn: "ALRIGHT, STOP MOVING."

And again twice more, as they finally float over the catwalk to safety.

Cornn: "OHHH. ALMOST GOT YOU THERE. ALMOST GOT YA' THERE!"

<Lake: "Let's get outta' here...">

<Pepper: "Seconded!">

-We hastily disembark the beam and fall onto the catwalk with the others as Cornn futilely smashes the wall once more-

Cornn: "WHERE'D YOU GO? WHERE'D YOU GO? COME BACK! COME BACK!"

-And run along the catwalk into a room with mounds of personality cores behind glass-

PEFeDOS: "CORRUPTED CORES! WE'RE IN LUCK."

-Along with an Ivysaur with a Marowak's club-

<Captured!Ivysaur "Hey! Hey!">

<Lardna: "... Huh? What the-?">

PEFeDOS: "YOU FIND A WAY TO STUN HIM, I'LL SEND YOU A CORE, AND THEN YOU ATTACH IT TO HIM. IF WE DO IT A FEW TIMES, HE MIGHT BECOME CORRUPT ENOUGH FOR ANOTHER CORE TRANSFER."

-And tumbles down the pile of cores-

<Captured!Ivysaur "Ow! I AM NOT A METAL BALL! (Though I finally got that bone back...)">

<"... How on earth did you even get here?">

<Captured!Ivysaur "Er... It's a long story... And it involves some tubes... Can you get me outta here?">

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Spectrum and Igneous follow through

Spectrum: <Ooh, spinny platform thing...>

[Spectrum was here!]

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Lake: <Hey, I remember you!>

Lake gives the Ivysaur a concerned frown.

<Gosh, you really haven't had a very nice time of things. But don't worry, we'll get you outta' there.>

Stratus: <But how? I don't see any way in, unless we smash the glass or something.>

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<"Hang on! We'll get you out of-">

-And the facility is abruptly rocked by a massive tremor-

<"... After we keep everything from blowing up!">

-And we turn to run-

<Captured!Ivysaur "BL-BLOW UP?! What's going-?!">

-Faintly-

<Cleo: "We'll come back after we beat the final boss!">

<Captured!Ivysaur "Oh Arceus... Why me?">

Mainframe Room In Schrodinger's State

-We rush out through a door... And come across a certain robotic body... With a different host-

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Lake: <SORRY! WE'LL TRY AND COME BACK, PROMISE!>

The two enter the mainframe room, finding a familiar body, but with a different host this time around.

Stratus: <Okay Stratus. You beat a Mewtwo, this crummy old computer is nothing compared to him...[/size]>

Lake: < I was hoping that you would be different Corrn. But after betraying us? Well, I'm gonna' have a lot of trouble ever trusting an A.I again, y'know.>

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PMD-A

Xion: -feels an urge to distrust Feraligatr for some reason-

Mainframe Room

Human!Ammy: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, COMPUTER!

Styx: I BET THE SILICON IN YOUR BODY TASTES GOOD!

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Helios's Castle

During a teatime and a chat, Algira takes some time off to check the bag she is carrying. She notices the [shard] (not really that hard, it's the only thing in there) and buzzighs, wondering where the others are.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/aReiTEb5

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Mainframe Room

Spectrum: You've put us through enough pain and suffering... Time for that to change.

[Spectrum was here!]

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Cornn: Welcome... to my LAIR!

PA: Reactor Core meltdown in 5 minutes

Cornn: Ignore that, it's broken. But just in case, I'm going to have to kill you now. Not optional anymore.

So, a four-part master plan:

  • No portal surfaces

  • Start the nidotoxin immediately

  • Rocketproof shields for me, leading to

  • A rocket launcher, for shooting you.

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Mainframe Room, about a few seconds ago

YOU!

Artemia: -Hisses-

Muddy: It's time for your deletion!

Ana: Yeah, in the name of science!

-Beat-

Bohr: Eh, it's as good a battle cry as any.

Cobalt: -Calling on a psychic aura- Your idiocy stops here, Cornn.

Helios' Castle

Audilith: -Notices the shard- Hmm, how strange.

Helios: -Holding a teacup- Algira, another shard!

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Mainframe Room

Gravemind: Shield THIS.

-Nasty Plots into a Dark Pulse-

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Well shoot. They wouldn't be able to deal with Cornn the same way they had dealt with PEFEDoS so long ago. Not that Lake had expected that to work twice.

Stratus: <Gravemind has the right idea! Take this!>

The Dragonite charges, then launches a ball of draconic energy at Cornn.

Stratus used Dragon Pulse!

Lake: <Hey, Corrn! Better hope they waterproofed you!>

Following the others lead, Lake inhales, then exhales a huge torrent of water at the mad computer.

Lake used Hydro Pump!