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Topic: Valiant Knight Skarmory!

Valiant Knight Skarmory!

Previously On Valiant Knight Skarmory, Season 2!

The Silly Pidgey: N-no! I'm still useful! I'm- I'm- I'm pretty!

The Truck: -glares menacingly, and shifts gears-

*FLASH!*

Swellow: The Gang of Grass has made a comeback!

*FLASH!*

Bulbasaur: This city is just the 001st step in our conquest!

*FLASH!*

Tangela: Our plans are woven thicker than you can imagine!

Victreebel: But we'll school you before you stop us!

*FLASH!*

Oddish: DON'T CALL ME A BERRY!

*FLASH!*

The Truck: What is the meaning of this?!

Bellossom: Well, our relationship has really not had much benefit for us at all. We have nothing to gain by sticking with you; we can do far better for ourselves on our own.

Tropius: Basically, WE QUIT!

The Truck: -revs- Big. Mistake.

*FLASH!*

Bulbasaur: I... I can't believe they're gone... *sob*

Bellossom and Tropius were like our parents...

Oddish: ...watch out for yourself, Valiant.

*FLASH!*

Valiant: GAH! Is there a single person in our fair city that The Truck has not caused pain for? It- it needs to go DOWN!

Swellow: -nods sadly-

*FLASH!*

And now... The Season Three Premire!

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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And now... The Season Three Premiere!

-It is night in our fair city!-

Valiant: Where is it... where is it...

-he roosts on a streetlamp, when he is suddenly startled from his perch by a voice from below-

Chespin: ¡Eh! ¡Usted!

¿Se llama Valiant, ¡verdad!?

Valiant: ow... Um... yeah? Who are you?

Chespin: ¡Me llamo Castaño! ¡Solamente estoy viviendo en nuestra ciudad bonita por un mes, pero soy un gran admirador de Ud!

Valiant: A fan?

...

heh. Glad to meet you, kid. But it's late for you to be outside!

-suddenly!-

Combusken: -running down the street with a bag of money-

Coppers! You'll never catch...

Speed Boost!

Officer: Come back here!

Growlithe: Stop in the name of the law!

Speed Boost: NEVER! Take this!

-egads! Speed Boost has imprisioned her pursuit in a Rock Tomb!-

Valiant: -blinks- Whoa, she's fast!

Growlithe: Valiant! It's you!

Officer: Don't worry about us, catch that bank robber!

Valiant: -nods- Right!

-Yes! Our hero uses Pursuit to chase after that villain! But what of his new-met fan?-

Chespin: ¡Espérame! -chases afterwards-

Speed Boost: Even you can't catch me, Valiant!

Valiant: -dodging Rock Tombs with Aerial Ace-

Guess again! Heading down the alleyway, huh? You're just going to be cornered!

Speed Boost: Hehe... I'm not trying to escape!

-Speed Boost ends her fleeing by jumping up, up, landing on a truck waiting in the alley- wait just a minute! EGAD!-

Valiant: YOU!

The Truck: Yes, me. Welcome to my little trap.

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He's A Real Knife Guy Once You Get To Know Him. Valiant Knight Skarmory Is Back!

The Truck: Welcome to my little trap, Valiant.

-Our hero is ambushed by a strange device assembled from all kinds of foul exhaust manifolds and spark plugs! What could this devious contraption be?!-

Speed Boost: Been nice knowing you for the last two minutes, Valiant~

Valiant: -straining to break free- Hey! Let me go!

The Truck: It's time I did what I should have done months ago...

Beep! Beep!

-What's this!? A... taxi has arrived?-

Castaño: -steps out of the taxi- ¡Gracias, Ud.! ¡Voy ayudar a Valiant ahora!

-he runs towards the scene-

Speed Boost: ...who's the chipmunk?

The Truck: ...interfering with this matter shall be your final mistake. *revs*

Valiant: Castaño! Get out of here!

The Truck: Too late...

-THUD! Oh the humanity, The Truck has run over our hero's newest friend and fan, crushing him under its heartless wheels!-

Valiant: CASTAÑOOOO!

The Truck: And now... where were we? Ah yes...

You have been grinding my gears for FAR too long, swordbird. Killing you has proven harder than expected...

So, I shall give you the privilege of a one-way trip to the Motor World, my home realm.

-the vile machine whirrs to life, sparking dull gray lightning bolts! Is our hero doomed to spend the rest of his days in the Motor World?!-

Castaño: ¡Apartate de Valiant!

The Truck: WHAT?!

Speed Boost: WHAT?!

Valiant: WHAT?!

Castaño: ¿Qué?

-Amazing! Castaño Rollouts into the machine, striking it once, twice, three times with increasing power!-

Valiant: HA! You can't keep a good bird down!

The Truck: GET THEM BOTH! KILL THE GREEN ONE AGAIN!

Speed Boost: Gladl- augh!

Castaño: -hits her with his fourth Rollout, knocking her across the alley-

¡No tengo miedo de tú, bruja!

Valiant: Wow, not bad kid.

Speed Boost: Ow... You're on your own... -she dashes away-

The Truck: I TIRE!

Castaño: -dents the Truck with his fifth Rollout-

The Truck: ...THIS ISN'T THE END! -backs into the shadows, vanishing-

Valiant: Drat. -turns to Castaño-

But thanks for saving me! So.. how did you survive...?

Castaño: ¡Mí cabeza es como duro que un roca! -he slaps the top of his head with his hand to illustrate-

Valiant: Oh! Cool! So... you wanted to hang out?

Castaño: ¡Sí!

-Our hero has made a new friend, the Chespin Castaño! But The Truck is stepping up its game! Will Valiant suceed in bringing peace to our fair city? Find out... next time!-

Credits

-Valiant and Castaño jump from rooftop to rooftop under a big moon, while Swellow flies through a maze of clockwork-

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.

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Previously On Valiant Knight Skarmory!


Castaño: ¡Me llamo Castaño! ¡Solamente estoy viviendo en nuestra ciudad bonita por un mes, pero soy un gran admirador de Ud!

The Truck: Welcome to my little trap, Valiant.

Castaño: ¡Mí cabeza es tan duro como un roca!

Valiant: So, you wanted to hang out?

Valiant Knight Skarmory!

-bombastic music with a lot of trumpets plays, as we see...-

-Castaño parkour through a garden-

-Swellow fly nimbly through a library-

-Speed Boost surround herself with a ring of flame-

-headlights flicker in the darkness-

-Valiant soaring above Goldenrod City, the sun glinting off his polished body-

AUTOTOMIZE!

Season 3, Episode 2: Depths in the Dark Deep


At a Pretzel Shop

-Valiant and Swellow are sitting in a corner, pecking at a bag of pretzels-

Valiant: ...I've been watching the streets for a week now, still no sign of it...

Swellow: We never found the Truck's hideout before, don't get too bent out of shape.

If you want some good news... the Gang of Grass kids are sleeping again, and they're talking to me about what happened.

Valiant: Great...

Swellow: You don't sound happy.

Valiant: I'm not. We've been fighting the Truck for a year, and it's still as strong as ever!

Swellow: -sighs, and hugs Valiant- Justice won't come all at once...

Valiant: Will it come at all?

Swellow:Yes. -hesitates- I...

Yeah. I'm worried that things will get worse.

Valiant: -surprised- Really?! But- why are you consoling me..?

Swellow: Because if it does get worse, the city will need you more than ever. People need hope. The darker the night, the brighter the candle.

And... you know, it will get better eventually. It has to. If people have the hope to keep fighting, maybe the dawn can come faster?

-she pauses awkwardly-

...oh, I should probably get some more pretzels. Be right back-oh!

Valiant: -hugs her-

Meanwhile, Across the City

-a Chespin is skipping along, humming to himself-

Castaño: Castaño es atractivo~

-he jumps on top of a manhole cover a few times, then bounces along-

Castaño: Castaño es esbelto~

-he jumps on another manhole cover, spins around, then skips further-

Castaño: A Castaño le gustan galletas~

-he takes a deep breath as he tapdances on a third manhole cover-

y Croagunk Coooola~!

-he bows to nobody in particular as he finishes his dance. Suddenly...-

Manhole Cover: Tap-tap!

Castaño: !!!

-the Chespin hops off the manhole cover, and lifts it open to see who... or what... made the noise...-

Sanity is precious; use it sparingly.