1 (edited by Umbramatic 2013-05-12 21:37:53)

Topic: Mother's Day

If you're reading this, Mom and Dad, then happy Mother's Day and happy birthday, respectively.

PEFE

-A Horsea hops over to a Hydreigon. -

Margaret the Horsea: <Daddy, Daddy! It's Mommy's Day! We have to do something special for Mommy!>

Alduin the Hydreigon: <Oh no! I totally forgot! What am I gonna do?!> D: D: D:

Margaret: <We can find her a present! Together!>

Alduin: <Great idea! There's bound to be tons of presents in this place!>


-The two are investigating a candy stand-

Alduin: <We should buy her ALL THE CANDY IN THIS STORE!>

Margaret: <Daddy, is this present for you or for Mommy?>

Alduin: <Um...>


- Alduin is holding up a turret-

Alduin: <Will she like this?>

-Suddenly, the turret fires several rounds-

Margaret: <Eep! I don't think so!>


-Alduin and Margaret are looking at some cards-

Margaret: <We could get her one of these!>

-Alduin opens a card, which starts playing music very loudly-

Alduin: <Eeep!>

- Flamethrowers the card and ends up burning all the others-

Margaret: <Or not...>


-The two are in a jungle module-

Margaret: We can get some flowers here!

-Alduin tries to pick some, only to grab a Bellossom.-

Bellossom: <EEEK! He's attacking me!>

-Alduin and Margaret are then chased out by an angry mob of Grass-types. -


-The two are sulking-

Margaret: <We can't find anything...>

Alduin: <What do we have to do, make one ourselves?>

Margaret: <That's it! But what?>

Both: <Hmmm...>


- A Kingdra is lounging around when...-

Margaret: <Surprise!>

-Alduin pulls in a massive plastic heart with many decorations and the words "Happy Mother's Day" written on it. -

Alduin: <Happy Mother's Day!>

Tiamat the Kingdra: Aww, you guys are so sweet!

-Alduin pulls the two seahorse Pokemon into a group hug-

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.