Topic: Weirdness Search: Expanded
Hey! Ammy had the wonderful idea of going around PEFE HQ in an attempt to find the weirdest thing possible! Are you up for some shenanigans?
What Has Been Found So Far:
Umbra:
- Umbra spots a Shiny Pidgey-
Umbra: Ooh! A shiny Pidgey! :O
Human!Ammy: GRAAAH! YOU AREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO ME! -throws the Pidgey at a wall-
Umbra: ... ._.
Human!Ammy: ...I have no clue why I did that. ._.
Shiny Pidgey: I have that effect on people... @_@
Human!Ammy: Look what I found! -holds up a Mankey's paw-
Umbra: Oh! I saw that on TV once! Apparently it grants wishes, but in evil, twi-
Human!Ammy: I WISH FOR A GIANT BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS
-Nothing happens-
Umbra: Just... Be glad it didn't do anything. >_>
-Everyone is riding an escalator that looks like something out of an M. C. Escher painting-
Human!Ammy: Are we there yet?
Umbra: I'm... not sure. @_@
Umbra: That's an interesting couch...
Human!Ammy: Hrmmm... Let's find something else.
Human!Ammy: -opens a door, sees the sky- Ooh...
-closes, then opens it again to see the ocean-
Oooooh!
-closes, then opens again to see a lava flow-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Umbra: Let's try something less potentially hazardous. ._.
Human!Ammy: -sees a string in the floor- Ooh, what's this?
-pulls it, revealing a secret passage-
Ooh! -climbs in-
-A few minutes later, the ceiling tile just above the others slides open, and Ammy pops her head out-
...Oh. >_>
- Umbra opens a door to a room... covered wall-to-floor in doors.-
Human!Ammy: Ooh, let me try!
-enters a wall door, only to emerge from a door on the opposite wall-
Ooh! -starts making a winding path through all the doors-
Umbra: OK, this place is making me question what little I know of physics. ._.
Human!Ammy: Isn't that that couch from earlier?
Umbra: Nah, probably just the same ki-
Human!Ammy: But it has a stain in the exact same spot!
Umbra: ...Someone must have moved it. Let's keep going.
Human!Ammy: -carrying a door- I found a portable door! ^_^
Umbra: -opens it to see it leads to a forested area- ...I'd put that back where it came from before Palkia sues us or something. ._.
Umbra: -sees an arcade machine- Hrm? "Insert coin..." -does so-
Machine: YOU WIN!
Umbra: Ooh! -repeats the process-
Human!Ammy: Is this what my Dad warned me about with "instant gratification?" ._.
- Ammy is falling through two portals, one on the floor and one on the ceiling, in an infinite loop-
Human!Ammy: I-
Remember-
This one!
Umbra: -facepalms-
Umbra: It's that same couch... ._.
Human!Ammy: I think it's stalking us... ._.
Human!Ammy: -opens a box to reveal the Elements of Harmony- Ooh, pretty!
Umbra: Don't seem too important, though. -closes the box-
Umbra: -comes across a Sableye gargoyle- By Giratina... that's one of the gargoyles from my castle in Spectra! ._.
Human!Ammy: Whatcha lookin' at?
Umbra: GAH! Nothing! Not reminiscing on life-changing past mistakes at all! Ehehe...
Human!Ammy: ...You're silly.
Umbra: -sees a red button, presses it, nothing happens- ...Huh?
-presses it again-
Come on, I know you do something...
- starts frantically pressing it-
Work, dammit!
-starts pounding it in a rage-
WHY. WON'T. YOU. WORK?!
Human!Ammy: -opens a door- Look, Umbra! There's a counter that counts the button presses!
Umbra: - twitches-
-Umbra and Ammy are in front of the couch, sobbing
Umbra: Just go away... - sob-
Space Jawa
As they wandered through the halls, Jack noticed a lever down a hallway.
Jack: "Anyone know what that's supposed to be for?"
The lever was pulled, opening a door that revealed...
a couch. An interesting couch, but a couch all the same.
Jack: "A couch? That's it?"
Un-pulling the lever, the door closed again. Testing to see if that was really all it was, Jack pulled the lever. Again, the door opened, but this time the couch was gone.
Jack: "Odd."
Once again, Jack closed the door and pulled the lever, only this time for nothing to happen.
Jack: "That's weird."
Entering a room, Jack noticed that something felt off. Stepping in and turning around, he saw...himself. Who then proceeded to walk to his position and turn around.
Jack: "Woah."
However, he didn't hear anything for five seconds. A little experimenting quickly revealed that was what happened in the room somehow - everything appeared to be happening five seconds behind what was actually taking place.
Walking down a hallway, Jack was surprised when he was ambushed from behind by an interesting couch. Which was then nowhere to be seen when he took a second look.
Stepping through the wrong door in the room filled with doors, Jack found himself being flung about out of one door and into another.
Jack: "Someone stop this crazy thing!"
It was a maze, as far as he could tell. Which meant he'd have to investigate further. Except he didn't want to, and so called out Runt and got them both teleported out of it.
Only to discover, once they were free, that things looked bigger than they had before Jack had gone in.
Much bigger. Or so it appeared, with the truth soon being revealed as Jack and Runt being much smaller than they had been when Jack first entered the maze.
Runt: (TP) Was that supposed to happen?
Getting out of the room with the crazy size-changing maze, Jack managed to somehow find his way into another room. One that was playing an unusual song from somewhere, and self-repeating, no less.
The room, circular in nature, also had a number of shelves stacked with pokeballs of various types.
And there, at the other end, was an interesting couch.
Jack: "You"
Even without a face, Jack was certain the couch was glaring at him, and Jack was all too happy to glare right on back at it.
Deviljho
-Vrang is walking around, when he sees door-
Vrang: I wonder what's in here.
-He opens the door, but it is pitch black inside, so he get's out a flashlight, then walks in, and turns on the light switch, only to reveal a banana-peel filled room-
Vrang: Uh oh. -He then tries to step back, but ends up slipping-
Vrang: Why me. -starts sliding all over the place, as does Reggie, Miner, and Shogun-
Reggie: <What did I do to deserve this?>
Miner: <WEEEEEE!!!>
Shogun: <I will not be vanquished by these infernal peels!>
Trip
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Trip fins himself in a portal, where everything is blocky.
Blockman: "SABO!!!1!"
Blockman 2: "KILL HIM!"
"Shizballs! -runs-"
The home of the Magical Magikarp.
Everything is Magikarp.
Even the air is Magikarp.
YOU ARE MAGIKARP!
Trip looks into a mirror...
And see's his Pokeform.
"Trippy..."
Trip has become his AU Pokeform.
Bizmo Style.
Tangent
Tangent: -has gone to check on a few of the detached modules, to try and reconnect them to the grid-
Hmm... Basket, you check that one up there, I'll look at this one.
Basket: <Ok! Nice to get some maintenance done now and then.>
-she flies up-
Tangent: Hmm... a bunch of TV screens? But the power supplies to most of them are locked. That's like, two hundred keys? What were they thinking...
Oh, what's this...
-the only active screen in the room cuts between footage of various different room in the facility; no matter how many times it changes scene, though, an old couch is always visible in the frame-
...that's a little creepy.
-a large machine covered with robotic arms fills the room-
Basket: <Hmm...> -she turns on the power-
Machine: -starts building pieces, and breaks the module down the middle to install them bit by bit. It also starts a building a second machine-
Basket: <Whoa!> -she flies out of the module-
<...mitosis?>
-indeed, from the outside of the module it can be seen that it has been broken apart and rebuilt by the machine into two new modules-
<Cool.>
-...which start reproducing themselves as well-
<Eep! I hope it runs out of metal before we have a forkbomb on our hands...>
Mezzo
-anyone who is awake near Shadow would probably be seeing his hallucinations... except for Stella, who is grooming herself nearby-
-suddenly, a portal appears beneath her!-
Stella: <Eep!>
-and drops her somewhere near Umbra and Ammy's group-
Stella: <What is the meaning of this?>
Eskay
-Spectrum and Igneous return to the rest of the search group. Spectrum is holding an ice cream sundae.-
Igneous: <Ooh, a battle. This'll be fun to watch.>
Spectrum: <I don't have popcorn, but at least I have this!>
-She holds up the ice cream. A particle of... something... floats off of it and fizzles out, like a glitch.-
Igneous: <...I'm pretty sure eating that is a bad idea.>
-Nothing interesting is happening.-
-...Well, Igneous sleeping on a couch is interesting, I suppose.-
-Igneous wakes up.-
Igneous: <...I was sleeping on the floor earlier...> ._.
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