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Dude, I mean, we're already giving nearly everything we bag to charity, what else do you want? There's something you're going to learn very quickly in this business. Everyone's a jerk.

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Yeah, I guess you're right...

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You doubted me for a second? :3

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Maybe just a second.

-she kisses her cheek-

Now c'mon, let's get this over with.

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Of course hon~ ^_^ Catastrophe grabs a gold watch off the nearest table and continues into the room, nabbing various knick knacks.

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-Nightfrost slips in after her, moving to the door to keep a lookout-

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Catastrophe finds a safe. Shit. I need to borrow your ears darling.

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Right, right.

-Nightfrost shifts to Sneasel form and darts over to her-

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All right, now I'm going to tap into your senses, don't panic. When I say so, start turning the other way.

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<Right, okay.>

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Left. A faint click. Right, slowly. Once more. All right, and left once more, take it nice and slow. Ya gotta go gentle, like you would treat me later tonight~

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-Nightfrost blushes furiously beneath her fur as she complies-

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The last of the tumblers clicks and the safe pops open. Poifect~ We've struck Master Balls.

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<Why would he keep Master Balls in here and not his gold or whatever? Stupid.>

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Because, silly, Master Balls are priceless, and Silph Co owns a monopoly on them. We sell these to the Poké Ball factory in Kalos, and not only do we get rich, but the means of production to back to the workers, which means they can set their own wages and stuff. At least I think. I might have that whole Communist manifesto thing pegged wrong.

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-Nightfrost frowns-

<Won't the factory get in trouble for making the Master Balls, though? Since, y'know, it's kinda illegal?>

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Psyche shrugs. Maybe. Maybe not. If it's illegal, then they can turn around and sell them back to Silph co for a tidy profit. I don't fucking care what they do with them.

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<Yeah, okay... Are we done here?>

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Yup. Let's get out of here. She goes out, unties the bungee cord and flings up.

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-Nightfrost teleports to her shoulder-

-bwaCRASH!-

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You know, one day, I'm gonna have to hear the story of how you got the ability to teleport.

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-she hops off her shoulder and shifts to human form-

It's not a pretty story.

-she kisses her cheek-

How about we go back to the hotel, hm?

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Catastrophe grins. Sounds wonderful~

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Good. We can finally change out of these silly costumes.

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They aren't silly! They're sultry and sophisticated!