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Topic: Tangent's Canon Fodder

Stuff that probably happened at some point, but didn't make it into the RP at the relevant time.

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Re: Tangent's Canon Fodder

Archen wrote:

How does Raspberry react to stumbling upon the OU?

A year or two ago?

Raspberry: <Can I open my eyes yet?>

Teksab: <...now!>

Raspberry: -sees Goldenrod City surrounding him-

...

<HOW DID YOU FIND A RUIN THIS AMAZING?!>

Teksab: <Look closer~>

Raspberry: ..? O_O

<HUMANS!?>

Teksab: <I thought you'd like to know about this universe~>

Raspberry: -glomps-

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Re: Tangent's Canon Fodder

Archen wrote:

Any, really. Though Polly is the most "unknown" to me (at first didn't remember who she was until I started thinking PEFE interns).

Years Ago

-a girl is stargazing with her Illumise in a Miltank field-


Polly: Oh look, Evangeline, a shooting sta- *wwwwwweeeemp!*


-and suddenly isn't there any more-


Flying Saucer, 181 Feet Above

Polly: W-where am I? o_O


-an Ampharos emerges from a hatch and pushes some buttons, as technicolor lights sweep across Polly and Evangeline-


Ampharos: -speaking through a translation device- Sorry [] this shouldn't hurt very much [] but it might tickle []


Polly: Aliens!


Polly: Sheep!


Polly: Sheep-aliens!


Polly: Um... why did you abduct me then? ._.


Ampharos: We have been studying the human race in order to discover the secret behind a process known as []Mega[]Evolution[]


Ampharos: So far[] we have not successfully reproduced the effect on our own


Polly: Huh... I saw something about that in a book... but, aren't biology scans kinda limited for investigating a process that occurs as an interaction between two lifeforms?


Ampharos: Yes[] They totally are[] But our experimental protocols prohibit any interaction beyond catch[]and[]release scans


Ampharos: It[]s very frustrating


Ampharos: But[] you seem familiar with science[]


Ampharos: Perhaps you could assist us[] we can help you gain a position at a suitable human science facility[] and you can report back to us any information you find on Mega Evolution


Evangeline: <...are you offering us a job as... spies?>


Ampharos: Maybe[]

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Re: Tangent's Canon Fodder

Coumarine City, Lower Level

-a pair of Marowak are cudded together, enjoying the view of the ocean-

Sunrise: <It's nice to watch the ocean from a quieter city...>

Kat: <Yeah, Cyllage and Shalour were pretty noisy.>

Sunrise: <I suppose Ambrette was fairly quiet. And meeting our local kin nearby was...>

<...well, at least we got a lot of lore out of that encounter.>

Kat: -playfully punches Sunrise- <You know they'll say we made it all up to prank them.>

Sunrise: <Heh, it's for the best. Iron's head would explode if she thought we were serious!>

Kat: <Maybe even if she *didn't* believe us.> ._.

Sunrise: <Eh, wouldn't be *that* bad for her health. When we were kids the joke was she had already died before we hatched, and the reaper simply was too scared to come for her yet.> :P

Kat: <That explains a lot!> :P

Sunrise: <Well, I suppose if we can bring along little Rainbow Moonbeam to back us up. Or "Fire", I guess he prefers?>

Kat: <"Fuego". 'course, I'd be inclined to use his proper name until he improves that attitude of his.>

Sunrise: <Amusing, but probably not very mediative.>

Kat: <fine, fine.>

-conversation exhausted for a moment, they snuggle some more, then happen to notice tourists above them-

Kat: <Oh, there's an upper level to this city? Think of the view!>

Sunrise: <Let's check it out! The way up is... that human "monorail", I guess?>

Kat: -sees the train track, and suddenly visualizes a Marowak standing stubbornly atop it-

<brr... you know, I'm not really in a train mood...>

Sunrise: <Hmm?>

<OH...>

-glances behind them-

<...well, we could always scale the cliff.>

Kat: <...now we're talking! We'll show them how it's done!>

Sunrise: <I saw Tracer's face when he peeked in the Cyllage Gym, those rock walls were nothing!> :P

-they begin climbing the cliff, swapping idle chat as they proceed...-

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