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Golden Forests


Valatos has the BAD IDEA of Bug Biting Teala on the arm, leaving himself exposed to be paid with the same coin. The poor Pokémon screeches in pain as his wings are almost torn by the Druddigon's bite.

Valatos: <My liiiiiife~! @_@> -- flails trying to release himself.

Finally Valatos breaks free but with his wings torn he falls to the ground, where he stands up to see a Nidorino's horn aimed at his eye.

Valatos: <Uhm… you can not... can not... leave~>

As Maekrite draws his horn closer and asks Teala if she is OK, some Nidorina, Espeon and Ursaring start appearing from behind the bushes, surrounding the entire group.

Leader Espeon♀ -looks at the group: <Awww… look at that, come on!> -- growls to a Nidorina -- <Do you always have to send Valatos for things like this?>

Leader Nidorina -shrugs: <Hey, keeps the jerk far from us!>

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Maekrite sees that Teala didn't get off the scuffle in a that good standing. He quickly walks up to her.

Maekrite: <Oh noes! Teala that is dangerous! For the Yanmega's teeth as well ._.> -- sighs -- <H-hang on, I'll take care of it...>

And affectiona- ahem... carefully licks the open wound, also rubbing his muzzle against it a bit to leave some minor drips of poison.

Leader Nidorina: <Well, they have good training and fit the description…> -- walks up to the two Pokémon. -- <I think we should share some stories and histories. And somemon please pick that jerk up.>

An Ursaring walks up looking annoyed and picks Valatos up, shakes him a little to confirm that he is still alive and walks away.

Leader Nidorina -to Teala: <We are the highest circle of keepers of this sacred forest. For countless moons we have defended it against invaders.>

Maekrite -frowns: <You are…>

Leader Espeon -focuses on her jewel before stepping in as well: <You know our name? How can you be one of us?>

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Inside Shimmer Hill

Shahinne is slightly Intimidated by the Metagross's ugly looks, implacable marching and PMD-Skill, but as the Pokémon comes closer a skree is heard across the cavern and he is engulfed in a Flamethrowaaaaahhh!

Shahinne: <...! Aunt Salamence♪>

The Starly turns around and goes pick Swalou up...

Mr. Swalot: <@_@>

...which will take her some effort because of the size difference and the Pokémon being now limp.

Meanwhile, Metagross turns to Salamence, his mood and body heated.

Metagross: <Damn more intruders? Teams are supposed to come in unprepared thanks to those magic portals!> -- to Salamence -- <Take this!>

The Metagross floats up a short distance, barely holding up, then casts four energy orbs around himself, granting them Fire-type then fires his Hidden Power at Salamence.

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Salamence Flamethrowers Metagross again for his insolence! Oha nd for threatening Shahinne, that is VERY important.

Arcanine: <....Gotcha!> -- runs towards the Flamethrower -- <Flash Fire activa-> -- SWOOP!

Before he can reach too far, Arcanine is lifted by Roc who swings him and flings him the other way.

Roc: <…That's ONE!>

Meanwhile Metagross tries to sidestep the flamethrower but can barely move and is thus hit again. After screeching for a while, the large Pokémon falls flat to the ground, smoking and buzzing.

Shahinne: <Wheee~ Aunt is awesome! I want to do that! ^_^ >

Arcanine rolls on the ground, thinks for a moment as he realizes he is left without options… except…

Arcanine used Roar!


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Golden Forests

Maekrite -shakes head: <It's OK… I'll just have to drink something afterwards.>

One of the Espeon squees.

Local Espeon♀: <Awww, look at that they're so shippable. Just like the couple in the myth!>

Local Ursaring♀ -Hammer Arms the Espeon: <Can you can it? You shipped me with a Blitzle last time!> -- growls.

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(After this post)

Maekrite -ears perked up: <Uh? Who said what? Rrrrrr~>

A Nidorina, Espeon♀ and Ursaring♀ step in and speak.

Leader Espeon: <You two have some explanation to do.>

Maekrite: <Likewise…> -- growls.

Leader Nidorina: <It is cute what you do but I guess I should hand over this.> -- produces a Pecha Berry, gives it to Teala.

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Inside Shimmer Hill

Metagross: <ugh @_@>

Arcanine used Roar! The shockwave from the roar pushes Roc and Shahinne away! Salamence is not pushed away because her slender shape and cotton wings offer a better resistance to subsonic waves.

Salamence: <Wait! I'm smacking you next!> -- leaves her perch.

Meanwhile Arcanine has taken his chance to turn tail and reach the center of the room, where he picks Shahinne's badge up; the Starly stands up and puffs her chest feathers.

Shahinne: <That's mine!>

Shahinne takes off and goes pick Swalot up, then flies after the Arcanine, as does Salamence; however the dog Pokémon already has some terrain and home advantage as he Flame Wheels his way up the wall towards an opening. Salamence notices Shahinne has trouble carrying their charge, and points it out.

Salamence: <Lil'bird, that a friend?>

Shahinne nods.

Salamence: <Give it to me, here he'll be well protected! ^_^>

…And Salamence picks up the Swalot to store him in Fluffspace.

The two birds chase Salamence into the opening. Roc meanwhile gets up and shakes his head, a bit annoyed at being taken by surprise. He fans his wings and prepares to take off… but then notices he can not move his talons. He looks down to see a feeble attempt to hold him with a Grass Knot.

Metagross: <I said... I'm not... done... yet~>

Roc: <You are already lost.>

Roc simply swings his legs and breaks free from the attack; however he notices this has just been a distraction as when he tries to straighten himself, he finds the world around him becoming bluer and blurrier… and his own body becoming much heavier and weaker! Roc turns his head to see a large blue ball of pulsating psychic energy above the Metagross.

Metagross used Gravity!


The Metagross, using the few energy he still has available, levitates itself slowly towards Roc. The bird notices that the intensified gravity is causing some small spires and stalagmites around to crack, some pebbles from the walls are also falling around. He tries to step away, breathes with more difficulty as the Metagross now dominates his field of view.

Roc: <You could have… left it there, what little you… had left.>

Metagross -raises an arm: <Ugh, if I'm going down… I'm savoring the moment. Ca-can't let you get away and denounce us anyway…>

Roc watches the arm start cackling with electricity and manages to move aside right in time to avoid a Thunder Punch downswing; the attack lifts some small pebbles from the ground and leaving a crack. He turns back to the Metagross, the two Pokémon facing each other…

Roc: <You attack like this, you bring this cave down…>

Metagross: <Steel type… can… can handle it. Now, avoid this!>

With all his remaining strength and a buzz of fury, Metagross swings his other arm at Roc's body, in a powerful Frustration!Meteor Mash! The two Pokémon are engulfed by a yellow light as the shockwave covers them in dust and updrift, the entire room coming down around them from the gravity and the sheer shockwave.

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Shahinne and Salamence arrive to the next room where the Altaria quickly flies around and intercepts Arcanine with a Dragonbreath before he can escape any further. Shahinne lands on a rock and puts up an angry face while Salamence circles around.

Salamence: <You have done bad things!>

Shahinne suddenly feels a tremor and looks back, worried about her dad.

Arcanine -listens as well, snorts: <I'm the lesser of your troubles… get them!>

The Pokémon barks and Salamence looks around and up, from the ceiling and from some walls various angry mons start appearing! There are several Primeape and Mareep, some Rhyhorn, Arcanine, Girafarig and Mareep, one or two Linoone, Flaaffy and Rhydon, a Camerupt, an Espeon and a Castform. There also might or (most likely) might not be a Deoxys. All of the Pokémon start surrounding Salamence and Shahinne.


It's a Monster House!

Shahinne: <Aunt…> -- moves besides Salamence.

Salamence: <Shhh… we'll have to beat these Pokémon silly!>

Salamence scans around for the Arcanine but he has hidden in numbers. She decides they'll have to take the air and most likely prepare for a barrage of elemental beams and hurled rocks.

Growling and hissing, the Rhyhorn and Girafarig step first into the fray trying to ram and attack Salamence, while the Camerupt spread around to attack with fire.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Inside Shimmer Hill

Salamence is frantically fighting some Rhyhorn and Girafarig, one of the ground mons is smacked silly with a Dragon Claw while a Girafarig behind him is blasted with an Aerial Ace; after that the Altaria has to fly up and evade a Strength and an Ice Beam. She turns around to see some lil’stars Swift stars flying at her and dives with a nervous chirp, trying to evade the attacks, prompting a Primeape and the Espeon to follow. She calls for lil'bird, but can not see her in the fray.

Shahinne is some distance away hopping and flying away avoiding some attacks. She turns to face a Rhyhorn about to stomp on her, and responds by landing a Secret Power on the mon's head that, acquiring the traits of the cave, causes him to flinch. This gives her enough time to Quick Attack a Linoone that was about to leap at her then she flies up to evade a Primeape.

Wild Camerupt: <Blast them off the sky!> -- tries to Eruption Salamence.

Wild Mareep: <Get them, baaa! With the Thundershocks, baaa!>

Wild Castform -Psychs Up Salamence, copying the Dragon Dance boost: <Take them one at a time, peoplemons!> -- Powder Snows Shahinne.

Shahinne: <Eeeeeee~> -- is knocked off course, manages to fly away.



Meanwhile in the previous room, the buzzing of a Metagross can be heard, the Pokémon struggling. With the effect of the Gravity, the dust subsides quite quickly, as does the remaining strength of the Pokémon when he looks up and sees that the Staraptor not only has blocked his powerful Meteor Mash with a wing, but also is standing upright and looking angrier than before, if that was even possible. Roc's wing is missing some feathers but is encased by what looks like a faint gel barrier.

Roc's Protect Wing blocked the
Fully Evolved Metagross's Meteor Mash!
Roc INTIMIDATES the Metagross!


Roc: <Now… you mistreated my daughter a lot. And wanted to nom her.>

Metagross -falls to the ground under the effect of the Gravity: <B-but how…>

Roc spreads his wings, fans them out without any problems and then just walks closer to the Metagross and steps on him, as easily as if he was just immune to gravity.

Roc: <I'm done with you. You are now my prisoner.>

Roc then steps back and whtihout any flair, swings a talon slashing the Metagross upwards, lifting him off the rocky ground.


Roc flips a table Metagross!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!


The Metagross is flung upwards, with such strength that he is left rolling in midair a couple of seconds and at a fair altitude despite the Gravity. He then heavily lands on his back and a cracking sound is heard. Just a moment later the Metagross is definitively defeated, and the Gravity effect begins to subside.

Roc calmly ruffles his feather as he walks up at the Metagross again. After a quick sherlock scan that confirms the Pokémon is unconscious, he looks around. No one to the left... No one to the right...

Perhaps a minute, little celebration is on order…

Roc: <♪~> -- trills a happy note, like Shahinne does. -- <Oh, feels fun~>

Roc then picks up the fainted Metagross on his talons and takes off, effortlessly carrying him as he follows the direction Shahinne and Salamence took.

Roc: <Hang on…>

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(After this post)

In Shimmer Hill

Castform: <The wha-o_o> -- all he sees is a purple bright before being swooped away by a Dragon Pulse.

Meanwhile, two Girafarig and a Primeape chase Shahinne. When the Starly tries to fight back by Wing Slapping the Primeape, one og the Girafarig takes a chance to Thundershock her, with bad enough luck that Shahinne sees it coming and hops away.

Electrocuted!Primeape: <UUUUUUGH~> -- shakes himself, enters a frenzy -- <DAMN YOU!>

Girafarig: <Ooooops~> -- is Focus Punch'd by the Primeape, fainting instantly.

Shahinne: <Silly!> -- flies away, chased by the Primeape.

Two Arcanines climb up some rocks and try to attack Salamence with Embers and Flamethrowers, in an attempt to force her to move closer to where some Mareep and Linoone, plus the Camerupt are waiting to attack.

As all this unfolds, Roc flies across the corridor carrying the Metagross with him, a bit nervous at all the noise he is listening to.



Fluffspace

Mr. Swalot -wakes up: <...Ugh... oh? Little bird? °Ԑ°>

The Swalot hops himself back upright then looks around. He instantly notices he is no longer in the cave but instead in a weird place under an open, bright sky. The wind blows unhindered and swings the countless trees around him that appear to be made very thin, and made of cotton.

Mr. Swalot -sweatdrops: <Oh dear, no, not again... °Ԑ°>t

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Golden Forests, Yesterday

(After this post and this post)

Guide Donphan -shrugs: <Well, fine, you can stay together.>

Nidorina: <And the kit? :3> -- hugs Silentran♂.

Silentran♂: <it's warm in here~>

Guide Donphan: <Hand it over, come on. Probably the Nidorino with the markings is his father!>

The Nidorina growls then puts Silentran♂ down. After flickering her whiskers a couple of times, she turns around and walks away.

Guide Donphan: <I guess we should go celebrate and sleep now. We can talk about the old wars later...>

And Toothless's group is taken along the others to a large clearing for celebration. Minus two, actually, because Xavier and Autura are busy talking about the connections and mapping of the tunnels in the old city of Golrod.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Inside Shimmer Hill

A couple of Linoone try Mud Slapping Shahinne but that does not work because the Starly is pretty agile, she just flies out of the way then goes Secret Power a Girafarig.

Meanwhile, the two Arcanine start moving around to avoid Salamence's Dragon Pulse. A Primeape comes from behind and tries to land a couple of hits on her but she Pecks him away, then goes fly around Singing Little Mary to some Mareep before they can Thundershock her.

Roc arrives to the cave still carrying the Metagross and notices the scuffle. He quickly scans the area trying to find Shahinne, when a Linoone appears from behind and leaps at him ready to Slash.

Roc -rolls eyes: <Sorry, busy.> -- swings his talons...


Linoone♀: <Aaaargh! @_@> -- is swept away.

That done, Roc flies into the fray to knock some Pokémon down and rescue his chick. Salamence meanwhile is busy comforting via virtual hug some Jeff guy that Roc seems to recall; Roc shrieks a warning to Salamence and she turns to face a Rhydon and blasts him with a Dragon Claw.

Roc: <Salamence, where is Shahinne?>

Salamence -looks around: <Lil'bird was here I know! Aaaaargh if these mons did anything to her!>

Then the two birds fly back to back and start fighting as they are surrounded by more attacking mons, chirping calls to Shahinne every once in a while trying to find where she is.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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(After this post)

Salamence is flying around chirping Shahinne's name while looking for her. Oh and DISHING OUT DOOM in all directions via Ice Beams, Flamethrowers, and Dragon Pulses against the horde of Mareep, Rhyhorn and Primeapr. Roc, seeing that Salamence is dealing with most of the trouble, spends some time swiping some Girafarig and Linoone, then Metronomic Mook Massacres the Camerupt for information.

Roc: <Once again… where is she?>

Camerupt: <Ugh… I a-allready told you… efff yo-eeeeeeeeep!> -- is flung around again.

Roc crashes the Camerupt against the ground, then notices he has fallen unconscious. He then looks around and notices a couple of Arcanine countering Salamence's attacks and running around, plus a Rhydon and a Castform who is barely coming to his senses again.

Roc: <Oh… then I'll have to content myself with THEM...> -- flies ahead, letting out a shriek.

The Castform meanwhile manages to levitate himself and looks around.

Castform: <Ugh... eh.... what happened here!> -- looks around, noticing the chaos -- <Oh no! H-hang on guys! I'm almost there!>

Then the Castform is swept by Roc and sent spiraling to crash against a rock. He falls unconscious again while the raptor goes "parliament" with the Rhydon.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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(After this post)

Most of the opposition has fallen already, with only a couple of Flaaffy, Primeape and Rhydon still fighting some distance away. One of the Arcanine is swept by Salamence's Aerial Ace, the other leaps and tries to land a Bite, but fails.

Arcanine: <Dodge? Hah hah how sarcastic! YOU ARE ISSUING AN UNFAIR CHALLENGE!!!> -- Wild Charges on Salamence.

Meanwhile, Roc knocks off a couple of Linoone then notices a small object that has fallen off from one of the knocked out Arcanines.

Roc -picks it up: <Oh, the Badge! Now we're almost set...> -- unfolds his wing, Offhand Backwings a Flaaffy.

~ZAP~

Roc turns around and notices there are a couple of fallen Pokémon nearby, and Electric attacks flying around. He quickly turns to Salamence to call her attention...

Shahinne: <~eeeeeeeee~ @_@> -- pained chirp.

Roc turns back to see the last Flaaffy has managed to land a Thunder Wave on Shahinne, allowing the Rhydon to knock her off with an Iron Tail. The Rhydon then triumphantly picks the Starly and lifts her up above his open muzzle…

…and down she goes.

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The Rhydon licks his paws then is hit by a very angry Dragon Pulse, being pushed a couple of steps back before trampling on a rock and falling. The Pokémon growls and grumbles, rubbing his body in pain, then glares at Roc and Salamence.

Roc: <You better stay down.> -- to Salamence -- <Don't harm him much, I want to rip him open to see if Shahinne is OK.>

After getting up, the Pokémon looks quite hurt and keeps his muzzle shut. He then digs his arms on the ground and lifts a couple of large boulders, Rock Blast'ing them at Roc and Salamence.

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(After this post)

Salamence Cotton Guards and bounces off some of the boulders, Dragon Pulsing the last one. Roc swipes a couple of rocks away, but a mon has just nomed his chick and he is angry enough that he doesn't bother knocking all of the rocks away, and the last three of them hit him full force. Since he is angry, he doesn't even bother with losing any HP from the impacts either.

Wild Rhydon -in a muffled voice: <meeeeep~>


Rhydon turns drill on and starts digging to escape away,  but Roc and Salamence simply move closer to him and warn him he's not going to get too far, what with the heavy damage from the Dragon Pulses and... other things. Looking afraid, the Rhydon steps back.

Roc -Intimidates: <You have 1 post ten seconds to hand over my chick, or you'll be the first mon to discover a new dimension of pain.>

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(After this post)

The Rhydon looks pretty intimidated and tries to think of how to escape, deciding that his best chance (yeah, right) is to try and drill into the nearest wall then collapse the cave if necessary.

Unfortunately for him, when he is decided with this course of action and turns towards Salamence to fire a distraction Hyper Beam, it's already past the ten seconds Roc gave him.

Rhydon puts hands together to start focusing energy…

Roc -shrieks, unfolds wings: <That's it… you're giving my chick back!>

…And suddenly the Rhydon's expression changes from defiance to pain as a rhythmical, faint, but growing sounds of knocking can be heard coming from inside the Rhydon's head. Then the Rhydon starts shaking, though the sound doesn't stop, only becomes stronger.

Rhydon: <AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~> -- flails.

The poor Pokémon starts flailing around and thrashing out of control, takes a hand to his cheek and points at his muzzle, his expression changing from pain to pain + fear as he starts crying and yelling. After running around for a moment, still in incomprehensible pain, he starts punching his own face.

Rhydon: <Get it out please get it out! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOOUT!>

Before Salamence's and Roc's eyes the Pokémon is reduced to a pile of crying, sobbing, convulsing Rhydon hide that once and again pounds his head against the ground and the nearby rocks while only one sound (and one critically dangerous reverberation) dominates his head...


peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck  peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck


The Rhydon is Dentist'd!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!


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Inside Shimmer Hill

After some more convulsing, the Rhydon falls sprawled to the ground, unconscious…

Rhydon: <@.@>

Salamence and Roc get closer as they hear the knock-knock sound suddenly become harsher and slower, then fade to a stop, as if there was something stuck in there. After a moment, a ~pop~ sound is heard from inside the Rhydon's muzzle.

Roc: <Salamence can you help me a little bit?>

Roc lifts the Rhydon's muzzle a bit above the ground then Salamence pries the Pokémon's muzzle open using her claws. The Altaria then lowers her neck and takes a look inside, then trills a happy note.

The two birds watch as a little Starly hops out from the muzzle, her feathers made a mess, completely covered in saliva, and her beak stuck in what appears to be, and definitively has to be, an entire Rhydon [tooth] about as big as her head is.

Shahinne -muffled: <mffff fmmfmmm! ffmmmm ffmffmmmfff!> -- tries to remove the tooth with her talons.

Salamence: <Awwww… you're OK! And you look so cute! ^_^> -- wraps Shahinne in a cotton hug.

Shahinne: <Ffffmffff!> -- hugs back.

Roc narrows his eyes, drops the Rhydon's jaw then walks up to Shahinne and Salamence. He ruffles his feathers, making sure he absolutely does not look like he was actually horribly worried for a moment, then looks at the poor Starly her beak stuck on a Rhydon tooth with amusement.

Roc: <Good thing Copahue hasn't tried to tutor her Drill Peck yet~>

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After a moment of shaking her head and scratching the Rhydon tooth with her talons, a very cute but annoyed Shahinne gets help in the form of Roc very carefully picking her up, then plucking the tooth off her beak. Then he puts her down on the ground where she is picked up by Salamence again, the Altaria tries to comb / preen the Starly's feathers, frowning at all the saliva.

Shahinne ._. : <…Dad?>

Roc picks up the tooth and observes it for a moment, turns to his daughter.

Shahinne: <We were busy with mission… no party.>

The Staraptor blinks and shakes his crest in a "make nothing of it" motion. Shahinne however quickly stands up and goes hug her father's chest. Roc looks down a bit surprised.

Shahinne: <You can keep tooth! I got it myself~ ^.^ Happy father's day...> -- sinks in Roc's plumage.

Roc -looks at the tooth for a moment: <Thanks…>

Salamence looks at the father and daughter enjoying nuzzles then chirps loudly.

Salamence: <Well lil'bird is safe and everything around is destroyed so everything is fine. That reminds me!>

Salamence starts looking for something in her plumage. After a moment of pecking around, she somehow produces a very confused Mr. Swalot from it.

Mr. Swalot -sweatdrops, looks around: <W-wha-? Er… Where am I? What happened with the giant fluffy trails? And the tower? :3> -- notices Shahinne and the beaten mons around -- <Oh! Those were the bandits!>

Roc and Shahinne go hug Mr. Swalot and explain, very concisely, that the Metagross is dealt with (Roc picks up the beaten Metagross and flings him around for show, earning a 8.8 from Salamence). Then the group looks at all the beaten mons around, including the Arcanine from before, and Shahinne picks up her Badge.

Shahinne: <We won the mission!> -- trills a happy note.

Roc: <Good, good.> -- affectionately pecks Shahinne -- <We can return then.>

Salamence -claps with her cotton wings: <Oh, very good! Not 12 posts too late!> -- smiles.

Shahinne and Mr. Swalot turn to Salamence with blank stares then blink a couple of times; for an answer, Salamence simply chirps again. Mr. Swalot blinks again.

Roc -remembers something: <Oh, Mr. Swalot, mind if we take the door as an extra fee?> -- points to the cave -- <Hopefully this won't happen again to anymon.>

Mr. Swalot: <Er, I'd have to ask my wife but after all this,> -- looks at the cave of beaten mons around -- <I'd say you can take an entire wall of the house if you want. :3>

Roc -nods, looks serious: <The door will do.>

After Roc and Salamence go pick up some prisoners (most importantly the Salamence and the Arcanine) and Salamence goes on a quick inspection of the cave after which she returns with a big golden chest holding the Dungeon's Skull Key [Ꝑ65000], the group of three plus a guest gather near the opening of that room, then Shahinne uses the Badge to teleport the group back to Treasure Town.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Common Grounds - Golden Forests

(After this post by this post)

Cleo, Toothless, Riana and Silentran♂ find themselves among a group of various young mons orderly arranged in cluster around sliced tree trunks serving as makeshift tables (not of the flippable kind). Some adults are passing around meals of various kinds, where it can be observed there are such kind of things as herbs, pears, gummis, some local varieties of berries, fishes, and one meatmon made lunch or two.

Guide Donphan -points to a "table": <These are the schooling grounds. We feed our young in an organized manner so that they can make full use of the rest of the day.>

While a Raticate and a Buizel go talk to Monty and his gang, trying to convince the ten or so Drillbur that they should all be using one table (also for convenience of the other mons, since not everymon noms the same stuff), Fey walks in from the surroundings while chatting something about Dream Eater with a Kadabra.

Silentran♂: <I don't recall the colony having something like this... ._.>

Fey -snickers: <It's not that new… it is a custom we learned from the mons living in the settlements to the north and the east. It is very helpful in particular for the gummis.>

Guide Raticate -tilts head at Monty: <…Joltik? What is that?>

Monty -waves a hand, trying to keep count of his minions: <Uhm... forget it for the moment. You guys don't happen to have some mineral-rich rocks for consumption, perhaps?>

Guide Raticate: <Oh… that's something that the rock mons get in the mountains to the south, I fear.> -- looks at Monty's face -- <But if you give me some minutes I can try something. The Druddigon around here like to practice smashing rocks a lot, I'll send somemon to ask them...> -- walks away.

Monty -mumbles a thanks, blinks: <…Druddigon?>

Guide Donphan: <Though some of us prefer to hunt our own food, at least here we have a sacred ground where we can take meals for granted, and think of higher things.>

Fey -walks by Toothless: <That's something we learned from the elitist mons to the west, one thing they're useful for actually!>


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Teala asks Maekrite when did the ranks of the Owsla expand so much but to be honest he didn't have an answer.

Maekrite: <Uhm… n-not in my time… it was only after the Johto invasion in that alternate timeline that the Maestro started reaching to other mons.>

Leader Ursaring: <Ahhh so you know some history.> -- snickers -- <Perhaps you know it too well.>

Leader Nidorina: <We did not believe when the patrollers told us there was a Nidorino with markings and an authentic Dragonspiral Druddigon around… but you are either very special… or very very special.>

Leader Espeon: <I suggest you come with us, there is some lore you might want to see.> -- points back to the mountains.

Maekrite: <Uhm... loregrounds is that way.> -- points downhill.

Leader Ursaring: <The two pieces of lore that you should see… are, let's say, reserved for trusted allies of the Golden Forest.>

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Feeding Grounds

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Silentran♂: <It means they believe they are better than everymon else for very specific reasons, Riana.> -- pats her (carefully).

Meanwhile Cleo gets quite an assortment of weird looks and blank stares from some mons around. One of them Spit Takes, and a random Miltank feeding some mons snorts.

Random Miltank: <Hey! My species takes offense to that!>

Random Buizel -shrugs: <Well, the fish is not that far off, you know… Those so-called ancients are pricks of level 8 in a scale of 1 to Dragon.>

Random Druddigon in the group: <Hey! We take offense to that!> -- pounds in a table.

Quickly an argument is started between various mons noming in different tables and shortly after tension begins to build in the air as from one table to another various groups of mons start calling each other names.

However, all is put to a sudden stop by a not very delicate warning from a Loudred noming near the higher end of the clearing.

Important Loudred: <HEY!!! NOMS ARE NOT FREE HERE PEOPLEMONS! SHUT UP AND ENJOY, OR THERE'S THE DOOR!>

Silentran♂: <~aaaaaaaaaah!> -- yells in pain from the high volume of Loudred's voice.

Guide Donphan: <…Well, that settles it in three, two, one.>

And suddenly all of the mons around become silent again and continue with their meals.

Fey -to Cleo: <Summoners or something I don't think so, but shadowy, Empire and sort they are,> -- nods -- <they established themselves in the ancient land of Firuzland Freesbielane long ago.>

Guide Donphan: <They used to attack these lands, and are ruled by an Archeops who thinks the fact of being a prehistoric mon makes him special… please, they are not more uncommon than any Salamence at this point.> -- points to a table -- <I'll tell you some things about them over dinnertime.>

Silentran♂: <@_@> -- has fainted from the high volume.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Silentran♂ is fainted and Riana pecks him gently. Hopefully she won't get poisoned.

A random Nidorino noming around notices and snorts.

Random Nidorino: <…Fainted from a single attack? Poor little thing... here have something.> -- hands over a berry to Toothless. -- <For the poor kit. And reprimand the father on my behalf.>

Silentran♂: <@_@> -- twitches.

Nidorino -frowns: <You know, whoever his father is should be more responsible. Look at those quills, so untidy… and it is obvious he has not received much training. Was he trained by a real man-mon, wouldn't have even flinched.>

Fey -to Cleo: <Hey, you OK? Got any more weird stories you want to share before I explain about the Empire to the west?>

Guide Donphan: <It's not like we're any hurried, the Festival won't be before-> -- a Pidgey flies around and chirps.

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Fey: <Awwww...> -- pats Cleo -- <Whatever you say~ :4>

Guide Donphan -pokes Fey: <Hey… about time.>

Fey: <Oh? Yes then, this will be good...>

Fey sits with the group, noms a random pear (not a dis pear) and starts talking about the Empire to the west.

«They've existed for very long… not as long as the draconic revolt though. Some say that after the humans were gone, the prehistoric mons they revived with their devices were left to hunt and breed unrivaled by any but the strongest mons around.» -- points in the general direction of Olivine -- «They established themselves in a wild land called Freesbielane that they took from some early colonizers. And in the depths of a large forest behind some forever-clouded mountains they build their "capital"…»

Some other mons are also paying attention to the tale.

«In the beginning they warred wars against anymon who was unlucky enough to live close to their kingdom, and enslaved countless. They moved many powerful Pokémon into the old settlements and the island to the west, hoping to dominate. But for some reason, after some unknown point in time every attempt they made to cross into these lands they were met with disaster…»

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Guide Donphan: <Oh, those are interesting stories, though none of them has been proven.>

Fey: <Some migrating mons say that when the Empire tried to attack these lands by crossing the sea, they were met with ferocious whirlpools and thunderstorms that not even the bravest Dragonite would dare pass through. And this happened every. single. time. Even in sunny weather...>

Guide Donphan: <See? It's just silly.> -- noms a berry.

Fey -grins: <I'm only telling the tales I've heard.>

«When they crossed by land, they were at first unwelcome and faced resistance from various mons, like the Miltank Legion and some old-school Mareep diplomats. Every time those mons would manage to stall the Empire's advance for weeks, even a couple of months, thus forcing them to turn back. Eventually they just stopped trying.»

«After that they tried to be better neighbours and behave more amicably overall. They sell some very nice products such as berries of high quality, you'd have to travel to Hoenn to find any worthy competition. However, we know the truth behind their masquerade -- because it is all a charade, see,» -- turns to Toothless dramatically -- «if you travel to those lands you will soon find yourselves either thrown to the barracks to do menial work the days of the week you are not being publicly humilliated, or even weirder, you'll be all put to the service of the fish.» -- points to Cleo.

Guide Donphan -looks at Toothless, snickers: <Even the mighty Salamence will end up walking around in a dress and serving tea to the fish, so I'd better avoid that place if I was you.>

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.

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Fey -to Cleo: <Yes, the very same… it's a funny mental image, isn't it?> -- chuckles at Toothless.

Donphan: <We don't know who or what caused those things or even if they actually happened. Some of the Nidos say Lady Ho-Oh would know, but since no mon has ever asked her…>

Fey: <In any case, the Empire has been at our door ever since, trying to kick and burst in in an "amicable" manner. But the Miltank and the leaders of this forest,> -- points to a group of Nidorina -- <have held them off, for the sake of the entire peninsula they say.>

Nidorina -chimes in from another table: <We pride ourselves in our independence as a colony, that stems from the time of the Black Clothed Thieves barring a couple of months back when those jerk dragons.> -- notices Silentran♂, d'awwws -- <What happened to him?>

Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.