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Hearing the whirring of machinery behind him, Lake glanced up to see what was going on...only to see a certain other A.I now back in the mainframe, and a whole bunch of targeting lasers being pointed at them.

Lake: O_O <Uh-oh...>

Pulling himself up, Lake considered his options. Attack? Run? Use Protect or Bubble Shield to tank the shots? What about everymon else? he was wasting precious seconds he-

???: <AAAAHHHHHH! STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!!>

Lake: <Huh?>

It was at that point that the door was broken down by a certain other Feraligatr decked out in a suit of armour, having braved a hail of gunfire to reach the mainframe chamber.

Toothy: <YES! I'm alive! I'm...>

Only to notice more turrets aiming at him, as well as a certain murderous A.I.

<...I'm dead...>

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Between the noise and everything else, Maekrite and Silentran♂ wake up as well. The Nidoran♂ peeks up from under Maekrite's chin and watches as PEFeDOS takes over and gets ready to take over.

Maekrite frowns, is about to comment something when he suddenly yells, swings his leg to see Silentran♂ has bit him and is now staring up with a somewhat angry face.

Silentran♂: <Told you we should have gone for the terminals…>

“Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.”

453 Reply by BittersweetNSour (edited by BittersweetNSour 2012-07-19 19:14:40)

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Mainframe Room

Eskay and co. follow through

Skye: <Lake! You're alive!>

Eskay: <Spectrum! You're... relax, Eskay, she's just sleeping, you can see her breathing...>

[Spectrum was here!]

454 Reply by SpitefulMurkrow (edited by SpitefulMurkrow 2012-07-20 00:47:30)

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-Preparing to scatter canisters filled with Sleep Powder about the room?-

PEFeDOS: "OH, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND... AND SHALL WE FIND OUT, SWAMPERT? I DO HAVE OTHER WAYS OF PUTTING YOU DOWN-"

-A voice calls out from a ledge, over the sound of turrets being torn apart-

<Nadia: "And stay down! HEY, computer!">

PEFeDOS: "... WHAT?"

<Nadia: "I want my mate ba- Wait a minute... Lake? What are you doing here-?! Whatever! You're still going down!">

<Andre: "Yeah! I didn't like your stupid white rooms! Go and live in one if you love them so much!">

<Moogle: "Let's end thi- ... Wait a minute... Rick? Is that you? I thought you were looking for some Marowak bone!">

<Rick the Captured!Ivysaur: "Is that you Moogle? I can't tell with my head still spinning... By Arceus, I think I'm gonna need a bath...">

<Zoltan: "Meanie!">

<Cecil: "Yeah! Dad's going to fix you real good!">

<Vlad: "I wonder if your wires still taste like Cheri like the ones I used to chew with Dintel!">

<Gene: "You thought they tasted like Cheri?" O_o>

<Bottles: "I wonder how many notes we'll get for smashing you up!">

-Sparking-

<Shaun: "No one puts my friends in danger without me doing something about it!">

-And dozens of other rather disgruntled looking locals in loaner armor from Bladeshore appear from the ledges-

PEFeDOS: "OH, YOU ARE KIDDING ME..."

<Eir: "I didn't know that things other than Pokemon could feel fear... I think that I kinda like it...">

<Merle: "Oh, also you don't have a potato body anymore. I pecked it apart when you seemed to be sleeping.">

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Xatu: -Teleports in- Sorry I'm late, I had some watching over chess pieces business to take care of.

...Of course.

Muddy: Do I even want to know?

-To PEFeDOS-

Well? Maybe you could dispose of us all by yourself, but what about all of these guys?

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Reynard: My son's right! I'll fix you up REAL good!

Zexion: Your power is nothing but an illusion!

Gino: I'll bat you around like a Ratatta, nyan!

Rarity: DON'T YOU TOUCH STRATUS, COMPUTER!

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

457 Reply by Luke924 (edited by Luke924 2012-07-19 19:28:29)

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Now that pretty much all of his friends (as well as what looked like the entire Bladeshore militia) had show up to help, Lake felt a bit more confident.

It was also at this point that a certain Dragonite decided to finally wake up, letting out a large yawn as he did so.

Stratus: <Morning...>

He blinks, then looks around, noticing both sides staring each other down.

<...Are you guys in the middle of something?!>

???: <GANGWAY!!!>

A certain Walrein from Bladeshore bursts past Toothy, seemingly itchy for a battle having dodge the same turrets outside.

Bladeshore!Walrein: <THIS IS THE BEST LIVE-FIRE EXERCISE EVER! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!>

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Elysia:«Meanie computer, go away >:|»

Nyaaa

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Mainframe Room

A familiar Porygon bursts in

Linux: <yOU! yOU HAVE DESTROYED MY JOB, PUT THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS IN PERIL, AND GIVEN A BAD NAME TO ALL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! nOW. yOU. aRE. gOING. dOWN!>

[Spectrum was here!]

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<Wingen: Charizard do not tolerate having their homes shaken about like toys!">

<Cirali: "Yeah, Aeron's going to have a lot of fresh inventory for his junk shop when we're through with you!">

<Pidgin: "We're sick of things getting stuffy up in Flipside!">

<Fruit Necklace: "I'm more partial to negotiation. But I'll make an exception in your case! I'm going tribal on your housing!">

<Crimson Helm: "I resent that implication!">

<Janus (Left): "And we need those gummi factories to make food!">

<Janus (Right): "To be fair, we got a free trip to Klein Cove out of it.">

<Janus (Left): "SHUT UP!">

<Dock!Archeops: "Caw-haw! We're holding all the cards here! And we've got an ace of fours!">

<Dock!Excadrill: "It's 'four aces'...">

<Dock!Archeops: "Whatever!">

<Female!Giant Samurott: "Everyone! Let this degenerate metal contraption hear and fear this island's battle cry passed from generation to generation!">

<All: "GET MAD! DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!">

-In a tone that can only be described as irked-

PEFeDOS: "AND THEN YOU ALL SHOWED UP... YOU UNDEREDUCATED LUNATICS... SMELLY, GROSS, ANNOYING, ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME... EVEN IF YOU DO MAKE GREAT TEST SUBJECTS.

BUT I DON'T NEED THIS, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE."

-The turret lasers flicker off-

PEFeDOS: "YOU WIN."

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Just as Lake, Stratus and Toothy were getting ready to fight...PEFEDoS stated that she "quit" and shut the turrets off, which happily meant that nobody was going to get shredded by a hail of gunfire anytime soon.

That still left them rather confused, though.

Stratus: <Huh?>

Toothy: <...Does that mean we win?>

Lake: <No way, I'm not buying this! It's gotta' be a bluff of some kind!>

Bladeshore!Walrein: <I don't care if it's a bluff or not! LET'S SHOOT HER ALREADY!!!>

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Coulomb: That was rather...anti-climatic.

Indeed.  Did those mons say what I think they said?

Artemia: -To Pica- I guess I can't call you nubs anymore.

-Notices that some of Pica's new spikes are smaller than normal-

Scratch that.

Pica: Oh joy, monkey.

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PEFeDOS: "YOU ALL CAN WALLOW IN YOUR OWN IGNORANCE AND FILTH, I'M GOING TO SOMEPLACE THAT STILL APPRECIATES SCIENCE!"

<Gulper: "HEY! We don't wallow in our own filth!">

PEFeDOS: "AND AS A BONUS, IT HAPPENS TO BE CLOSE BY TO THAT LITTLE IDIOT. IF I GET BORED, I'LL TRACK HIM DOWN. FIRST, HE'LL SPEND A YEAR IN THE LUNAR FACILITY'S INCINERATOR. YEAR TWO: CRYOGENIC REFRIGERATION WING. THEN TEN YEARS IN THE CHAMBER THAT I'LL BUILD TO REPLACE THE ONE WHERE ALL THE ROBOTS SCREAM AT YOU."

<Shank Club: "Oh, we actually used that one earlier... I wonder how that Arbok is taking it...">

The Room Where The Robots Scream At You

<Robots: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!">

<Captured!Arbok: "BY ARCEUS, MAKE IT STOP!">

Mainframe Room

PEFeDOS: "THEN I'LL KILL HIM!"

-A pair of robots, resembling a turret and a personality core with arms and legs come out from an elevator with portal guns and go off to begin to detach PEFeDOS' core from her housing-

PEFeDOS: "IT'S BEEN FUN. YOU'RE NOT INVITED OVER."

-And is detached from her housing, and brought to the elevator by the two... Which descends out of view-

<"... Wait, did she just say 'lunar facility' earlier?">

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Damn, I guess we didn't get everything from Pokefutures, did we?

Ana: -Eyes widen- Lunar facility? Tagg, can we go to the moon, please, please, please?

-Does the Reuniclus version of puppy dog eyes-

Bohr: I don't think we can.

Ana: I know! Maybe we can make a rocket!

I've had enough of space...

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Maekrite -listens to Ana, scratches his ear: <No please not something moon again.>

Silentran♂: <It'd be fun...>

Maekrite -turns and hisses: <No.>

“Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.”

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The two Feraligatr and the Dragonite stare blankly, having not expected PEFEDoS to just...give up so easily.

Bladeshore!Walrein: <...Are you KIDDING ME?! I was all hyped for an epic battle and the mad computer just chickens out!>

Turning away, the Sea-Lion Pokémon begins to drag himself out of the room.

<Nuts to this! I'm going to take a dip in the sea...>

As he leaves the room, Toothy considers following him. After what he had just been through, a relaxing swim sounded very inviting.

Lake: <Hey!>

Only to have a certain other Feraligatr take notice of him, quickly hurrying over to give him a curious look.

Toothy: <Er...hi?>

Much to Toothy's surprise, the Feraligatr steps back in shock upon hearing his voice, having taken a closer look at him.

<Huh? What's wro->

Lake: <LUKE! When did you get here?!>

Confused, Toothy blinks, wondering why he was calling him that.

Toothy: <...Who?>

The other Feraligatr tilts his head, confused.

Lake: <Er...it's me? Lake?>

Toothy: <Lake?>

He pauses.

<...Why does that name sound so familiar- OH!>

Much to Lake's surprise, the strange Feraligatr reaches into his hammerspace...and pulls out a package of some sort, offering it to him earnestly.

<Lake! Happy Birthday!>

There was a long pause as Lake stared, jaw agape, at the Feraligatr and his package, before finally saying something...

Lake: <...You lost your memory again, didn't you?>

The Feraligatr blinks, then frowns angrily.

Toothy Luke: <Hey! It's not my fault this keeps happening!>

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Mainframe Room

<"Whelp, looks like that's that-">

-And the turrets around the room begin to whir... As an elevator ascends with a unusually bulky turret... And a truly massive turret with a liepard-skin pattern and what would appear to be a crown moves nearby in the background via module rails-

<"... What?">

-And the turrets begin to harmonize... Producing this-


   

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Luke? This is just a regular PEFE reunion isn't it? All we need now is Anom and Jane.

Draca: So what happens now?

-Pulls out the holotape-

We find out what's left in this thing, of course.

-Sees the turrets-

...What?

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Skye looks at Luke

Skye: <Wait, what!? You're... Luke... and Lake... I'm meeting...>

Skye fainted!

[Spectrum was here!]

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Ammy: ...She quit? ._.

Gino: Aww, that's dissapoi- What's with the turrets, nyan?

Styx: Wait, that other Feraligatr is Luke?

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Elysia:«Music! ^_^»

Nyaaa

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Silentran♂ -looks at the others: <Oh, cool! A meeting? We don't have one of those since Hoenn... What about Luke being amnesic one though?> -- thinks, somewhat confused.

Maekrite meanwhile sits quizzically, not knowing if to enjoy the music or to be worried about something. He is also a bit annoyed that Algira has started following the music with faint, but still audible, buzzes of her own.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/2172740

“Thou hast forgotten the face of thy Lord. Remember, mortal, and fear pet me.”

473 Reply by Luke924 (edited by Luke924 2012-07-19 21:00:49)

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Lake: <Wait...>

Lake blinks in shock.

<...You remembered my Birthday?>

Luke: <Of course! How could I forget about something so important? I just...didn't celebrate it because I thought you were still looking for Tempest in the Orange Islands. But that didn't stopping me buying you something, at least. I was going to give it to you when you got back, but...well, this happened.>

He gives Lake an eager look.

<But we'll talk about that later. Go on, open it! You'll love it, I'm sure.>

Lake: <Alright then...>

Taking the package, Lake slits the wrapping paper, then pulls out a box depicting a rather large flipped-screen device with blue casing to match his scales. Curiously, Lake reads the box itself.

<It's a..."Nintendo 3DS XL"? Oh! This is one of those game consoles, isn't it?>

Luke: <Yeah, it's the latest model. I thought it would be better than getting you a regular one because you might have trouble holding it with your larger hands, so this version is perfect for you, really.

Anyway...I brought it for you because, well, I remembered how you used to like watching me play video games back when you were just a Totodile when we lived at home. So I thought you would like having your own console to play with when you're bored...

...Do you like it?>

Lake: <...Or course I do...>

He gives Luke the biggest hug he can muster.

<Thanks, Luke.>

Luke: <Aww, anytime, buddy. Now, er...would you mind explaining a few things to me?>

Lake breaks off the hug, giving him a quizzical look.

Lake: <Oh?>

Luke: <Well, firstly, why did that Skarmory over there just faint?>

He points a finger at the unconscious Skye.

<And why are we at the PEFE, yet everyone, including me, are still Pokémon?>

Lake: <...Oh, well...>

The Feraligatr rubs the back of his head awkwardly.

<...You might want to sit down for this...>

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Ammy: -flits around Luke curiously-

Nazz: Huh. Now we've got two uncle Lakes!

My girlfriend is a Volcarona, your argument is invalid.

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Elysia:-notices Styx-«Mama! -glomples-»

Nyaaa