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WAAPT@tropi.us Legacy → WAAPT: In-Universe → The (Non-canon) Adventures of Shieldmaiden and the Auric Avenger
-Lucius continues to grimace in the most exaggerated manner he can manage.-
Lucius: They are when you hate being touched.
Crewe: What, like this?
-commence tickling-
-Lucius flails to try and get away from Crewe as she starts tickling him.-
Lucius: Hey, cut that - hehehe - out! I'm not - pffthahahah - ticklish!
-Crewe snickers as she continues tickling him, grinning-
Crewe: Not ticklish, huh? Why would it bother you if you're not ticklish?
-Lucius continues to squirm, still subject to occasional involuntary bouts of laughter.-
Lucius: Because of - ehehehehe - entirely unrelated reasons!
-Crewe continues relentlessly-
Crewe: Oh yeah?
Lucius: Yes! I'm serious! Now quit - bwahahah - tickling me!
-nope-
Crewe: Not until you admit you like hugs!
Lucius: But that would be - ahahahahaha - a lie!
Crewe: You mean like the lie that you aren't ticklish?
Lucius: That was - uwahahah - different!
-triumphant tickles-
Crewe: Aha! So you admit it was a lie! Now admit you love hugs!
Lucius: Fine! I admit it! Now will you please - gwahahaha - cut that out!
Crewe: First, say, "I, fruitcake, admit that I love hugs".
Lucius: Quit tickling me first so that I can actually - hehehehe - talk properly!
-He suddenly kicks out at Crewe with surprising force.-
Crewe: Nev--ack!
-she is taken completely by surprise and falls off the couch again-
Crewe: Fruitcake!
-Lucius takes advantage of the brief moment of respite to haul himself off of the sofa and brush himself off.-
Lucius: I, fruitcake, admit that I love hugs and that any assertions to the contrary were me being a dumb doodoohead. There. Are you happy now? Will you leave me alone now that I've debased myself for you?
-Crewe glares at him up until he actually gives her the statement she asked for, at which point she breaks into a grin and throws her arms around him-
Crewe: I knew it! Yes, I am happy now!
-Lucius expression softens slightly as Crewe embraces him, though he's still scowling in irritation.-
Lucius: That makes one of us, then.
Crewe: Aw, don't be like that. You love hugs, remember?
-she squeezes him-
-Lucius frowns.-
Lucius: I'm also willing to lie under duress if it'll get me out of an uncomfortable situation, remember?
Crewe: I don't care, you said it and I choose to believe you. Stop ruining this for me, fruitcake.
-Lucius' tone becomes rather sardonic.-
Lucius: Well, I'm sorry that your attempts to force me into physical intimacy haven't been quite as heartwarming as you'd planned.
-she is stubbornly refusing to let go-
Crewe: You should be. It would be going way better if you weren't being a jerk.
-Lucius folds his arms, or at least attempts to.-
Lucius: At least I'm a jerk with a sense of personal space.
WAAPT@tropi.us Legacy → WAAPT: In-Universe → The (Non-canon) Adventures of Shieldmaiden and the Auric Avenger
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